11/06/2026
Caught red-handed. 🎃🍫
Dads, we see you with the Reese’s at midnight. The kids counted. They know.
Put the candy down and come get a grown man’s treat instead. No wrappers to hide, no evidence to bury, just a good cigar and the best seat on Worth Avenue.
Be honest: What’s your go-to steal? 👇
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