07/10/2026
With the website updated, and tickets on sale, we want to share with you some of our new FAQ thingies.
Q: What bands will you have?
A: None other than Norðanfólk Tordenkor and Skuggaheimrplaying full concert sets on our massive stage with speakers, lights, lasers, and probably fog machines. If anyone asks, the fog is from a machine and totally not produced through witchcraft, dragon fire, or god-sized hookahs. (Because of course those things "do not exist." *wink-wink*)
Q: Will the forest creatures appreciate the music?
A: The ravens are already fans. The gnomes have been caught humming Wardruna songs near the creek. One of the trolls reportedly wept during a Heilung performance in 2023 and has not been the same since. As for the Norse Gods, they have been attending live music for several thousand years and have very high standards. We are proud to report that so far none of them have overturned any tables in disapproval, which in Viking terms is basically a standing ovation.
Q: Is this like a Renaissance Faire where the bands play the same thirty-minute set four times a day?
A: We are so glad you asked, and the answer is an emphatic no. This is not a Renaissance Faire. We love Renaissance Faires, but we are not one. At the Texas Viking Festival, our bands play a real concert, a full set, performed with everything they have, once. No looping the same six songs between turkey legs. The concert takes place in the latter half of the day, so come ready to plant your feet in front of the stage and let the music wash over you the way the North Sea washes over a longship, which is to say completely and with great force.
Q: What magical creatures might I encounter in the forest?
A: The forest at Valkyrie Ranch is home to trolls, land elves, gnomes, and at least one very opinionated raven who seems to understand Norwegian. We also cannot rule out a Jotunn or two lingering near the tree line. We ask that you do not feed the creatures, do not challenge them to contests of strength, and absolutely do not make eye contact with anything that looks like it might be a Huldra. Trust us on that last one.
Find more, tickets, dates, and other stuff like videos from prior years at our website: https://www.TexasVikingFestival.com