Pete's Garage Bar

Pete's Garage Bar Serving our sh*t food until bar time every day…mediocre service is also included…
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Yes. We still have power! Yes. We’re still fu***ng cooking! LFG!!!
06/10/2026

Yes. We still have power! Yes. We’re still fu***ng cooking!

LFG!!!

Another Wednesday, another Pete’s ‘Toss Your Salad Wednesday’. Sarah is off today, for who knows what, but she left Bu...
06/10/2026

Another Wednesday, another Pete’s ‘Toss Your Salad Wednesday’. Sarah is off today, for who knows what, but she left Buck and Andrew in charge of today’s salad special….that’s like leaving me in charge of a bunch of children and telling me to make sure they don’t do anything stupid! Ummmm…..ok.

So today’s collab is a compromise of Andrew’s and Buck’s heritage……with an Austrian and a Jewish heritage, they figured they would meet in the middle, since neither are known for salads, and they would do a chopped italian salad.
Chopped iceberg lettuce, tri-colored bell peppers, onions, pepperoncini, cherry Tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, fresh basil, fresh Mozzerella balls, shaved Parmesan, salami and pepperoni…..and served with a homemade lemon dijon vinaigrette (or a dressing of your choice!).

The Jewels of Italy Salad, $15, today only, while supplies last.

LFG!!!

1/2 c**k Tuesday is bringing you some new s**t today. Same 1/2 c**k, just different balls!! Buck had some spicy colesl...
06/09/2026

1/2 c**k Tuesday is bringing you some new s**t today. Same 1/2 c**k, just different balls!!

Buck had some spicy coleslaw somewhere, and he said he loved it, and he doesn’t like slaw, so, we took his word for it, because you should never trust a skinny chef……..which means one of the sides for the 1/2 c**k today is a Spicy Coleslaw.

The other side comes from Luke’s Aunt, Laura, whom he called the “Elder”. He used a lot of his brainpower to come up with that name. His grandma died……Laura now became the oldest in the family…..Luke geniusly came up with her new nickname….a really fu***ng brain buster! The Elder’s mom once went into Pete’s after a funeral, and Ryan was working and she said his forearms make her hot, and moist. She went home that day, with her hot flashes about Ryan’s forearms and her granny panties that now needed a washing, and created a tuna pasta salad…..she passed the recipe on to Elder…….Elder passed the recipe on to Luke……Luke told me about it and I said “gross”. But he was intent on making Pete’s smell like a seedy strip joint, so Tuna Pasta Salad it is!

So, today you can get the 1/2 c**k served with Buck’s spicy coleslaw and Elder’s strip joint pasta salad…..$15. Today only. While supplies last.

LFG (Loving Forearm Granny)!!!

The weekend is over, but you can still pretend, because Mondays are practically an extension of the weekend. Another gr...
06/08/2026

The weekend is over, but you can still pretend, because Mondays are practically an extension of the weekend. Another great weekend at the garage. Another series sweep for the Brewers. Who cares about fu***ng basketball. Hockey? Unsure, I stopped watching when I was born. Golden Tempo won the Belmont. The Bears hate Chicago. F**k the Cubs.

Speaking of horse racing, Phil said “since Golden Tempo won the Belmont and the derby, and he’s a bronco, we are going to have the Bronco burger for the special today”. I said “thoroughbred”. Phil said “ I don’t know what kind that is, but I plan on just using a Manderfield’s bun”. I said “are you fu***ng serious? A thorough……nevermind. I think the Bronco is a great idea!”

Phil and Buck present to you today, the actual OG of specials, the Bronco Burger! Our 1/3 pound burger topped with DD’s pulled pork, Pete’s spicy BBQ, cheddar cheese, stacker pickles and onion rings (make it a Bucking Bronco by adding jalapeños). Served with fries, of course.

Bronco, and fries, today only, while supplies last, $15.

LFG!!!

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. I’ve been busy lately, so you’re welcome for not posting as much. Life’s been passing me by li...
06/07/2026

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. I’ve been busy lately, so you’re welcome for not posting as much. Life’s been passing me by like I’m my 101 year old grandma Sunday driving in the fast lane, and life is like a redneck with a brand new used 1985 Camaro with a V-8 and glass-packed mufflers…….that got me thinking about NASCAR……which got me thinking about Daytona, not the race but the kid who lost the challenge a few weeks ago…….how do you think he got that name? Do you think it’s from the old Native American way of naming their children? A little boy walked up to his dad, who was the Chief and asked “how did we get our names?” Chief Buffalo Chips said “after our people inseminate their wives, the first thing we see after, is what the name will be. That’s why your sister is moonlight. And your brother is stump. And your other sister is Brook. Why are you asking, Two Dogs F**king?”

Anyway, rumor has it, Rose and Skip were right outside the fence at Daytona, because they couldn’t afford to get into the race, and they were making sweet love, after an 18 pack of Busch Light and right as he is about to blow his sweet Mayo into Rose, he looks up and sees a naked streaker, with DAYTONA tattooed across his ass, prepping himself for his 15 minutes of fame. As he’s staring into the abyss of the streaker’s asscrack, he shoots his money-shot…..now he’s contemplating, ‘did his assscrack make me cum……am I gay? Does Busch Light make me gay? Holy s**t! Did my condom break? F**k. I don’t use condoms! I may have just ruined my fu***ng life. I should have pulled out. My dad always said “don’t be a dummy, cm on her tummy”. F**k. What if…….’ Then Rose says “what are you thinking about?” Skip smartly replies with “I was just thinkin’, if you get knocked up, we should call it Daytona!”

This whole story made me think of Pride Month and how my friends, Tom and Clark, always comment on how good my meat looks, so I figured, why not extend $5 burger Sundays for the month of June?! I didn’t want Phil to do another stupid human trick again…….maybe for July, I’ll have him earn his keep again!!!

So, we continue $5 burger Sundays through the end of June!! You can thank my gay thoughts for that…..

LFG!!!

We are back to another edition of Toss Your Salad Wednesday!! After running out of time to post about our 1/2 C**k yest...
06/03/2026

We are back to another edition of Toss Your Salad Wednesday!! After running out of time to post about our 1/2 C**k yesterday, we still sold a bunch (apparently Luke and Buck just told everyone about them, and that’s almost as effective as my long-winded posts that seem to drag on and on about nothing and just when you think they’re almost done, pow, another 2,000 words slap you right in the dick….or vagina….or both….or neither…..I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to address the body parts nowadays).

Since we had the raspberry jalapeño jelly on the burger on Monday, and baked beans as one of the sides with the 1/2 c**k yesterday, Sarah said she wanted to do fruit also……yes, they are a fruit……a magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot…….

Sarah and Buck present to you, the Bubba Blueberry salad…..Pete’s lettuce blend topped with Shrimp (or chicken), blueberries, pears, sunflower seeds, toasted walnuts (optional), feta cheese and a homemade vinaigrette (that her mother-in-law has only shared with 2 other people……which either means it’s s**tty and no one has asked for it or it’s an ancient Chinese secret).

Sure, you can have a different dressing, if you don’t want the s**tty, possibly Chinese secret, dressing.

Bubba Blueberry salad, today only, while supplies last, $15.

LFG!!!

Happy Monday, Petes world. After other solid weekend at the garage, the Brewers taking another series and another meat ...
06/01/2026

Happy Monday, Petes world. After other solid weekend at the garage, the Brewers taking another series and another meat Challenger that really didn’t challenge my meat, we have arrived to the Monday special day. I had plans of grandeur, but like Jeff, trying to be my meat, I s**t the bed. I had it all set to run our Cuban sandwich, but, like I said, I s**t the fu***ng bed!!

Phil said “we have the ham. Maybe we can just have a ham sandwich.”
“Phil, this isn’t Leroy’s! With how much ham is on those sandwiches, we would be able to make three specials!”

Luckily for you, you get to have our most popular burger that probably should be on the menu, but it’s not. It’s one of our OG burgers.
It’s our Brakefast burger. It’s our 1/3 pound burger, cooked decently, and topped with cheese, bacon, and an over easy, egg, peanut butter and raspberry jalapeño jelly (sure you can add jalapeños to make it super delicious). Yeah, we will serve it with fu***ng fries.

Brakefast and fries, $15. Today only!!

LFG!!!

Welcome to meat challenge Saturday!! Jeff has decided, since he sucked s**t at golf this morning, that was going to try...
05/30/2026

Welcome to meat challenge Saturday!! Jeff has decided, since he sucked s**t at golf this morning, that was going to try to swallow all my meat!! He had a hard time putting it in the hole on the course, let’s see if he can put it all in his mouth-hole now…….

His blouse definitely says he can take some meat……

Good luck Jeff!!!!

LFG!!!

Hump Day=Toss Your Salad Wednesday…..convenient. After watching the Chicago Cubs take a swan dive into the shallow end...
05/27/2026

Hump Day=Toss Your Salad Wednesday…..convenient.

After watching the Chicago Cubs take a swan dive into the shallow end of the pool over the last 10 games, I’m beginning to think Benedict Counsel should be replaced with Caesar Milan (you know, the dog whisperer). I don’t know if his dog-training magic would work on little Bears, but it couldn’t hurt…….also, f**k the Cubs!!

I told Sarah about this, and she says “that gives me an idea……”. I interrupted, “I’m not killing a baby bear!”. Sarah replies, “I wasn’t going to say kill a bear………(long pause)……(longer pause)……..how about a Caesar salad because of Caesar Milan?!?” I says, “I get the reference. That is great. You can be the Salad Whisperer!”

So the Salad Whisper, who definitely does not whisper, and Buck, bring to you, the Cub Whisperer salad…….

Out Pete’s lettuce blend tossed in Sarah’s homemade Caesar dressing (it’s actually her MIL’s recipe) topped with chicken (crispy or grilled, and she even put the fu***ng options in the picture), cherry tomatoes, shaved parm and croutons (yes, you can choose different dressings, if you don’t like Caesar…..let them know when you order, or you’re s**t our of luck).

F**k the Cubs!

Hail Caesar!!

The Cub Whisperer, $12, today only.

LFG!!!

1/2 c**k Tuesday is here again!! After an extra long weekend, where the Garage kicked some ass, the Brewers went .500, ...
05/26/2026

1/2 c**k Tuesday is here again!! After an extra long weekend, where the Garage kicked some ass, the Brewers went .500, we had two failed meat beaters (the one I didn’t even get to post, because by the time I saw the picture, he had already fu***ng tapped out) and a memorial special that Phil brought fruit back from the dead, to honor his Aunt Teri…….

Today, Luke and Thomas (and then myself, later), are bringing you the 1/2 c**k…..Thomas is not thrilled about the 1/2 part, but, he said you have to start somewhere and any c**k will do…..

1/2 chicken, PGB Mac and Cheese and PGB Coleslaw…….this 1/2 c**k is sure to satisfy……and with the side-pieces, there’s no hole too big to fill up!

1/2 C**k, Mac and slaw, $15, today only, while slaw-plies last!

LFG!!!

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Oshkosh, WI
54902

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Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
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Friday 11am - 2:30am
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