Dick's Last Resort

06/05/2026

This is your sign to bring the kids to Dick’s and let ’em act like they own the place.

They probably already do.

06/05/2026

Panama City Comedy is back at Dick’s Pier Park AGAIN.
And again.
And probably again after that, because apparently y’all like laughing at other people.

🎤 Stand Up Comedy
📅 June 26th
⏰ 7:30pm
📍 Dick’s Last Resort — Pier Park, PCB

06/05/2026

Party of two?
Cute. We’ll still find a way to embarrass both of you.

Bring your bestie, your date, your situationship, your mom, your work wife, or whatever poor soul agreed to be seen with you in public.

We’ve got tables for two, drinks big enough to share, and hats that’ll probably start a fight in the car later.

06/04/2026

🇺🇸🦅 REMINDER, AMERICA:

We're giving away Dick Dollars every week all summer long for doing something you're probably already doing anyway...

Being aggressively American.

BBQs.
Boat days.
Fireworks.
Questionable tan lines.
Jorts.
Bald eagles.
That one uncle who's somehow shirtless in every family photo.

Drop your favorite 'MERICA photo in the comments for a chance to win.

We're picking another winner this Sunday. 🇺🇸💸

Bless this beautiful mess.

06/04/2026

Your match day headquarters? Dick’s Last Resort. ⚽
We’re throwing Soccer Celebration Watch Parties at The Pointe with indoor game-day seating, VIP patio seating, cold drinks, good eats, and plenty of chaos in true Dick’s fashion.

Whether you’re cheering for your country, your favorite players, or just here for the party — we’ve got you covered.

📅 June 12, 13, 19, 27 & July 19
📍 Dick’s Last Resort at Pointe Orlando

https://dickslastresort.tripleseat.com/dynamic_party_request/3345

06/04/2026

She came. She saw. She judged every single one of you.

Somebody get this baby a tiny manager to complain to.

06/04/2026

We. Are. Dead.

Every once in a while we get a guest experience that we just won't ever forget. How many places get their own song! This is 100% totally Dick approved and we'll take you back anytime This is gold Anthony! Truly!

I visited Dick's Last Resort in San Antonio and was absolutely blow...

06/04/2026

Music Bingo @ Dick's Last Resort - Pointe Orlando

Get ready to kick your Saturday into HIGH GEAR with Music Bingo at Dick's Last Resort every Saturday at 12 Noon, just in time for brunch!

06/04/2026

Know It All Trivia @ Dick's Last Resort - Orlando

Get Ready to Know It All...Trivia That Is!

06/03/2026

Our staff is the reason we run the way we do.
The good, the bad, the ugly - we love em all
(as much as we have to, anyway)

06/03/2026

Orlando, we’re ready for you. ✨

The DLR at Pointe Orlando is a private event space created for connection, celebration, and unforgettable moments. From intimate gatherings to large-scale events, our team is here to guide every detail and make hosting feel easy.

When the space, the service, and the atmosphere all come together—you don’t just host an event, you create an experience. 💫

Let’s make it yours:
[email protected]

06/03/2026

We've got a mucho for all y'all (even the crotch goblins)

Do ya really wanna be the guy that DIDN'T get a souvenir?

06/03/2026

https://dickslastresort.com/roast-me/

06/03/2026

Y’all said, “Here’s my face, please hurt my feelings.”

Some of you were too easy. Some of you were somehow worse.
Send better pictures-- you're embarrassing yourself.

👉 dickslastresort.com/roast-me/

06/02/2026

In town for a convention or hosting a corporate event in Orlando?

The DLR at Pointe Orlando offers a private, turnkey space ideal for meetings, presentations, and client events—just steps from the action, but designed to give you a space of your own.

With a private entrance, full AV capabilities, and a dedicated team, we make it easy to host with confidence.

Book your next event:
[email protected]

06/02/2026

Anyone wanna spoon?
I'm feeling lonely
👉👈

06/01/2026

🗽🦅 AMERICA TURNS 250… SO WE’RE GIVIN’ AWAY MONEY LIKE TRUE PATRIOTS. 🇺🇸

From Memorial Day weekend through Labor Day, we’re pickin’ ONE winner every week to score some free Dick Dollars. 😘

How to enter:📸 Drop your favorite ‘MERICA photo in the comments🍔 BBQs, bald eagles, jorts, fireworks, hot dogs, mullets… we wanna see it all.

Each week, We'll pick our favorite submission, feature it on our socials, and hook you up with some Dick Dollars to come spend at Dick's Last Resort.

Fine print stuff because apparently we need it:
• No purchase necessary
• By submitting a photo, you give us permission to repost it on our socials
• We reserve the right to remove any submissions we don’t wanna post
• Winner contacted via DM/email

Now show us yer best America behavior. 🇺🇸

06/01/2026

The heart wants what the heart wants.

06/01/2026

STARTING TOMORROW 🔥

Every Tuesday until we get bored of you, we’re taking your ridiculous little selfies and roasting them for the internet’s enjoyment.

We’ve gathered enough brave idiots to kick this thing off, so congratulations… your face might be next.

Think you can handle it?

Submit your photo here:
dickslastresort.com/roast-me

Your face. Our roast. We’ll post it. We’ll roast it.

05/31/2026

We welcome weirdos of all kinds at Dick’s.

Weddings. Divorces. Bach trips. School groups. Anime Conventions. Business trips.
Random field trip from basic training? Sure. Why not.

Bring your crew, your questionable life choices, and your weird little matching shirts.

We’ll handle the rest.

05/30/2026

Y'all are some patriotic red white and blue lovin' people out there! 🇺🇸 Week 2 we saw some cute dogs, Merica' dressed families and friends and this kid who made us think of Syd from Toy Story if he loved 'Merica too 🤣



Keep em' coming! We go again this week!

05/30/2026

Be so for real right now.

The fact that you even thought you could complete the Dick’s Big Meat Challenge tells us everything we need to know about you as a person. 🙄

We are sure he lost, obviously.

But hey… takes guts to fail that publicly.
Mostly meat guts, but still.

05/29/2026

It looks like she wanted the wiener… until it was time to get sloppy in public.
So OF COURSE her man traded meals with her.

Don’t say chivalry is dead.

If he won’t eat a wiener for me, I don’t want it. 😘

05/29/2026

Some venues really do have it all… and the food is no exception. ✨

At The DLR at Pointe Orlando, your event comes with a menu designed to impress—from curated selections to crowd-pleasing favorites, all prepared and presented to match the moment.

Because great events aren’t just seen—they’re tasted.

Let’s start planning:
[email protected]

05/28/2026

One 12-inch wiener not enough for ya?
Add another one, you overachiever.
Don’t say we never did anything nice for you though.