06/16/2021
We’re back! Just kidding.
But back on our platform to ask for help from our fans, friends, and fam.
This past year has been an othermucker and lots of us are feeling like we’re turning a corner. But it’s not all so easy and clean and nice for everybody.
If you’re able please please consider helping a friend, colleague, and gem of a human in her fight against cancer.
Just think about how much money you have saved not being able to visit us (sorry, not sorry) and please consider contributing the price of a drink, a round, or entire bar tab of debauchery toward a worthy cause instead.
Why? We are all products of our past and there would have been no Champagne Champagne without countless influences, experiences, and colleagues and Missa is a big one.
Boundless hospitality and kindness, ability to work a room, schmooze with guests lined way too deep at the host stand and jokes, jokes, jokes, and pranks.
Missa is the current point-leader in a prank war with Brian (it’s not even close) but WITH YOUR HELP you can make him able to continue an absolutely embarrassing losing record for years to come!
AND IF YOU ACT NOW (and send a DM with a screenshot of a donation of any amount - YES EVEN $1) you will get a custom recording of Brian telling the world’s funniest/worst squirrel related joke you have ever heard. I swear this makes sense/is totally stupid but will make your day/and maybe just maybe make your cold, dead heart will beat a little livelier like if you shared space with Missa!
Link in bio, as the kids say.