SCARYAOKE

03/19/2015

Don't count on the "Luck o' the Irish" to save you from our night of terror and triumph! Scaryaoke is back from the grave for it's 8th sequel! All the gory KARAOKE that you can handle, guaranteed to make your blood boil and cause you to howl at the moon!

As always, you can only find us at the CIA! THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Come sing your hearts out. Go on... knock 'em dead, we'll bring the shovel!

02/12/2015

EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

TONIGHT at the CIA, SCARYAOKE! returns from the grave to avenge lost love and unrequited karaoke songs!

Your hosts Desdemona LaFey and Gideon Black will be guiding you through the Tunnel of Love, bring some pepper spray and a hacksaw...

02/12/2015

01/22/2015

Come say goodbye to OLD MAN 2014 and hello to BABY 2015 at the CIA! SCARYAOKE! returns with a special NEW YEARS offering! Come and SING YOUR HEARTS OUT or just sit back and enjoy the pandemonium. Perhaps you'll be chosen to compete in one of our special SCARYAOKE! GAMES! (Don't worry we aren't bringing any raw meat this go-round...)

TONIGHT AT THE CIA!!!!!

01/14/2015

Time is a frightening thing. It can sneak up on you or leave you languishing in limbo.

If you weren't aware, our next SCARYAOKE! happens on January 22nd! (If anyone has told you that it was this week, they are completely mad. Likely idled by the powers of Old Man 2014...)

01/09/2015

In one week, come and ring in the New Year SCARYAOKE! style!

We'll count down to midnight and celebrate with a few special games and songs! Don't be a dead-beat, drag yourself to the CIA and party like its 1799!

12/31/2014

Delightfully creepy.

As part of my ongoing series in which I take songs in a major (happy) key and transpose them to a minor (sad) key, here is my interpretation of "Every Breath...

12/17/2014

Come out to SCARYAOKE! this Thursday night! The enigmatic and bizarre Krampus will be present, judging wether or not you've been bad or really bad! (This is a SCARYAOKE crowd after all...) If you're lucky she'll hit you with her switch or throw lumps of coal at you during you song ritual....

It promises to be a Scary Holiday celebration with all of your favorite ghouls!

10/28/2014

This THURSDAY at the CIA, come out and dance with our very own Professor Gideon Black by the pale moonlight!
The grave opens at 8pm, karaoke begins at 9pm!

10/27/2014

You've heard us teasing you with promises of the PANDEMONIUM SHADOW SHOW... well now with less than one week to go TICKET SALES ARE LIVE! Buy now to ensure that you have the most TERRIFYING NOVEMBER 1st you've EVER experienced.

A MORBID MIDWAY and DARK CARNIVAL set in a twisted, fully interactive environment!

10/16/2014

The lovely and talented LAURYN IPSUM shall be gracing our stage again this week at SCARYAOKE!

Last week she displayed her talent as a BLOCKHEAD, this week she proves to you just how crazy she is as she escapes from a genuine straight-jacket!

Don't miss this performance, it's sure to have you BOUND and GAGGED!

10/10/2014

"Stay, Disco! Good dog."

What ballad will YOU serenade our favorite canine co**se with?