06/18/2026
We’ve been notified that our best selling Humane No. 1 Rum is in jail for being too delicious, unique, smooth, and balanced!
They just arrested it without any due process and want us to pay a million dollar bail! Corrupt and ridiculous!
We are already speaking to lawyers and they think we have a very strong case. They think the authorities just wanted to have the rum all for themselves… which would make sense given how sought after it is. Well we will see them in court right after we free our rum!