09/14/2026
Monday morning in a restaurant:
Servers: typing at 100 mph
Kitchen: “What the hell does that say?”
Servers: “You know… no nayo, xtra szninf.” 😂
Because apparently we all decided vowels were optional.
Restaurant employees have their own language and honestly… nobody else needs to understand it. 😂
Happy Monday. May your tickets be short, your cooks be happy, and nobody ask you to “just make one little change.” 🍻