Manitoba's

10/29/2025

God bless the mighty American fighting force known as the US Marines on their
250th birthday, NOVEMBER 10th
SEMPER FIDELIS
OORAH!
DEVIL DOG

09/25/2025

Court is in session bitch 51

09/24/2025

Let’s go Yankees
let’s go Yankees
for the 60th time in their long & storied history.
The New York Yankees have made the playoffs
and
it’s the 33rd winning season in a row
the Bronx rules, baby
let’s go Yankees!.

09/23/2025

ROSH HASHANAH
Jewish NEW YEAR 5786

HEBREW: SHANAH TOVAH

YIDDISH: GUT YOR

This is a joyous safe and sweet New Year’s wish to Jews, the world over

America and Israel may you stay strong and mighty, and America may you now and always be a friend to the country of Israel and be protective

L’CHAIM
❤️✡️🇺🇸🇮🇱✡️🇺🇸🇮🇱❤️
HDM

09/07/2025

Story o’ the day

this is Janet Reno the first and longest serving Attorney General of the United States of America

and I don’t wanna hear about the nut job with all the people holed up and she killed them all and it was a mistake and all that s**t
I don’t wanna hear about it. This is my story.

in the 1980s I went out with this Dutch girl for a month or so maybe two and then we became friends and we’ve been friends for decades she’s upstate. I don’t see her much but we’re still pals.
today I went to her art exhibit, and we caught up with each other for a little while
as I walked her to the train. She reminded me that I got her her green card
In a word I was astounded and of course I didn’t remember
I thanked her for coming in the country legally and could tell that she was on the lefty Democratic side because she made a face and I said really! my grandparents came to Ellis Island signed up paperwork you came in you worked you got a work visa and then you got a green card and that’s where I found out how

first of all she had been awaiting years for her green card Yes!

I had a friend named Ed ed’s wife was the niece of Janet Reno. My lady friend was waiting for her green card. Ed and I somehow got Janet Reno to rush along her green card. I’m a great fu***ng guy!!!

and we want people from Holland here. all they do. their big crime. Is they steal bicycles

09/05/2025

This is from one of my favorite people in the world a great man named Jon who’s been a superior court justice for 32 years in the state of California, and this was his fearless, legendary father…..

The Colonel… Born in Chicago, 100 years ago yesterday, September 3, 1925. Marine Richard Hill said it best when citing the Marine Corps Hymn: “If the Army and The Navy ever look on Heaven’s scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines!” Happy Birthday Dad! Semper Fi!

09/03/2025

Let me congratulate all my friends and their kids who were killing it in college & high school.

JAKE got straight A’s in the Marine Corps

the Sergeant Major, who is the highest enlisted person in the Marine Corps outside of the Sergeant major of the Marine Corps,

he only answers to the commandant (sounds like hogan’s heroes doesn’t it!)
who I believe is a four star general, but anyway, the sergeant major decided JAKE gave great answers to questions thrown out and he gave him these two coins and then JAKE went to the gym and started becoming an animal…

08/31/2025

For any of you as****es who still think it’s Labor Day on Monday
I’m here to tell you you’re wrong !
there is no Labor Day
and there never will be a Labor Day
without the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon!👺👺

08/26/2025