TeNsiOn LeNe Ka NaI !! DeNe Ka

04/25/2018

Chhink ki taaqat 😂😂

06/06/2016

12/19/2013

Boyfriend - Mujhe Maaf Kar do
Maine Tumse Chhupaya. Meri
Mangni
Ho Chuki Hai,
Girlfriend - Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo Aao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne
Bachchon se Milwati Hu..

12/15/2013

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or gf,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? . . . . ...
Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . .
? ?
Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar
kya rhe the. ;>

12/10/2013

Photographer studio mein bachay sae:
Meri taraf daikho beta
is camera sae kabutar niklay ga.
Bacha: Focus adjust ker.
Jaahiloun wali baat mat ker.
Portrait Mode Use ker.
Micro k sath.
High Resolution mein pic aani chahiye.
Facebook pae upload kerni hy, werna paisay nahi
milain gain.
SALA...!
"kabutar niklay ga"
Teray baap nae kabutar dala tha is mein.

12/07/2013

Wife kidnap hui aur kidnap karne
walon ne
uske Husband ko phone kiya:-
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari Wife ka murder kar denge"
Husband khamosh raha.........
Agle din phir phone aya"Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari
Wife
ko wapas chhor jayenge!"
Husband:-
"Paise bol paise kaminey, darata kyu hai ?"

11/12/2013

BRAIN BUSTER...
If You Think You Know
English Better,
Here Is Your Test..
Apart From " MUTE "
Write Any Other
English Word That Starts With 'M'
And
Ends With 'E'..
Warning ! : DO NOT USE
DICTIONARY....
Your Time Starts NOW !!

11/11/2013

Security : Madam Is Pool Me
Nahana
Mana Hai..
Lady : Kamine Kapade Utarne Ke Pehele Q
Nhi Bataya.. ?? ..
Security:" Pabandi Sirf Nahane Pe Hai,
Kapade Utarne pe Nahi
Jo smjh gya wo thoko like .. bache pogo dekho

10/31/2013

Girl's father :-
Mai nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindagi ek gadhe ke sath gujare
Girl's boyfriend :- Bus me bhi to yahi
chahta hu,
isiliye to use yaha se le jane aaya hu
Father shocked, boyfriend rocked

10/29/2013

"Bechara Ladka"
Ladki par Hath Uthaye Tho
"Zalim"
Ladki Se Pit Jaye Tho
"Namard"
Ladki ko kisi ke Sath Dekh ke Lade tho
"Jealous"
Chup Rahe tho
"Fattu"
Ghar se Bahar rhe Tho
"Awara"
Ghar Me Rahe Tho
"Nakara"
Bachho ko Dante Tho
"Buzdil"
Na Dante Tho
"Laparwah"
Bibi ko Naukri se Roke Tho
"Saki Mizaz"
Na Roke Tho Bibi ki
"Kamai par Khane Wala"
Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kre tho Kre Kya?
Na Aana is Desh Mere"Munna"
"Mard Ko Bhi Dard hota Hai"
Boys Ab tho Apne dard par Thoko Like
"MUST SHARE"

10/28/2013

Maine Maa Ki Hateli Par Ek Kala Til Dekha...
Aur Kaha Ki Maa
Yah Daulat ka Til Hai na..?
Maa Ne Apne Dono Hathon Main Mere
Chehra Thama Aur Kaha-
“Haan Beta Dekho Mere Dono Hathon Main
Kitni Daulat Hai..!!
Ek like to banta hai boss....

10/28/2013

Aaj kal k bachay bohot chaalu han:
Proposal of 3rd class boy to 9th class girl
boy : I love you.
girl : stupid... i'm older than you...
boy : i am madly in love with you.....
girl : Get lost ! . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .
Boy : Didi plzzzzzzz.. .
Girl : Awwwwww sho shweet
Kash hm bhi abhi bache hote
to sbko i love u bolte..!