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03/25/2014

Tasalli Zara c Ho Jaye Gi
Faqat Itna Bata Do Na
Mujhe Jo Hichkiyan Aati Hain
Kiya Tum Yaad Karty Ho?

11/27/2013

Woh khud par garoor karte hai, to isme hairat
ki koi baat nahi.
Jinhe hum chahte hai, woh aam ho hi nahi
sakte.

11/27/2013

Sometimes it’s better
to Bunk a class & do masti with
Friends
Because
Today
When I look back,
Marks never make me laugh
but
Memories do...

04/17/2013

Rain is Irritating if you are getting
wet Alone :/

Movies are a waste if the seats
besides you are Vacant:|

Pizza is just some Junk food if
there are no more than pair of
Hands picking it Up ;)

Love is Just a bad feeling when
it's One Sided

04/05/2013

God:" What do you want ??

Boy:" A very beautiful girl..

God:" If you are muslim, I'll give you "Katrina".

If you are hindu, I'll give you "Kareena"
If you are sikh, I'll give you "Anushka" and

if you are christian, I'll give you "Genelia"
What's your name ??

Boy:" Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes..

God to his angel: "Mayawati" de saale ko, jyada smart ban raha hai... :p :O :D :D

04/03/2013

It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 3PM.
Doctors thought it is something Super Natural.

Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the cause.

Next Sunday, few mins before 3PM, all doctors & Nurses stood around that Bed & Waiting to see what it was.

Then Suddenly SHANTABAI (Part time sweeper) Entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged her Mobile Charger..

04/03/2013

*Gubbarewala on phone , talking to baccha*

Gubbarewala: Gubbare lelo gubbare..!! :D

Baccha: Bol ...kaise call kiya ?

Gubbarewala: Number dial karke..!! XD
Lol mujhe bhi teri aadat lag gayi bc. :/

*While speaking on phone , Gubbarewala notices that there is no Display pic on Baccha's facebook profile*

Gubbarewala: Oye DP ka kya hua? :o

Baccha: DP ka kon?
DP ka Padukone? XD

Gubbarewala: Abbey teri DP hatt gayi hai.. Usey dobara Replace kar..!!

Baccha: Wahi dekh raha hu AXN pe.
'Replace believe it or not.' XD
Lol theek hai..Dekh daali mene nayi display pic.. Kaisi hai?

Gubbarewala *looking at new display pic* : Arey waah..
'Mature' ho gaya ha..!! B-)

Baccha: 'Tu Chor' ho gaya?
Kabse? XD

Gubbarewala: Bhutiye kaat phone..!! -_-

Baccha: Scissors de.. Kaat ta hu.. XD

Gubbarewala: Matlab niche rakh bhutiye.. -_-

Baccha: Abbey Mobile hai Chubbarewale..
Landline thodi hai jo niche rakhne se disconnect ho jayega.. XD

Gubbarewala: i'll call you later. -_-

Baccha: Then i'll call you Chaggan Halwayi. XD

Gubbarewala: My balance is over. -_-

Baccha: Sambhal khudko..
Bina Balance ke gir jayega tu. XD

Gubbarewala: Hmmm! -_-
Saala Vodafone ke kutte ka najayaz baccha..!! -__-

03/30/2013

When Someone says -
"Nothing can be More Complicated than Love"
Just throw Engineering Books on their face.....!!

03/23/2013


Arz Hai..
Cham cham karti chandni, tim tim karte taare
wahhh wahhh bolo sary :P
Cham cham karti chandni, tim tim karte taare.
Members post peh comments he nhi karte,
Besharam ho gaye saare..!! :P
Ab bol Wahhh wahhh :D

03/22/2013

2 student raat me padhte huye
1st:"kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
2nd ne patthar uthakar samne
girls hostel me
mara..

1 ladki nikli boli:"kamino ab to
so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe
hai....:p :D :O :D

03/22/2013

000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai
nipta denge

03/21/2013

Extraordinarily Student Teacher:

"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??

pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha
Ya Ladki" ??
Teacher: "Ladka" .
pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko
Ke Number Nahi Rakhta" :p :O :D

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