Suicide Hall

08/23/2012

So... Justin Bieber is danger of having to serve 6 months after a dust up with a photographer. The obvious question is will it be "hard" time. *I appologize for that obvious and lame joke. Obviously, any jail time isn't like going to the prom... Even though im sure his dance card would be full. *Christ, I dont think I can stop. Of course, you can insert your own joke here. *that's what he'll say.*Sweet Jeebus, its like crack. Once you start, you cant stop. *The Beebs new prison tat. Aaaagggghhh!!!

08/21/2012

Todays Drink Special: The Akin/Huckabee surprise - A double-shot of your favorite liquor. I drink the shot, shove a plunger up your ass, then charge you double since you "obviously enjoyed it". Surprise!!! *offer only good in red states, offer only good to card carrying Republicans and anti-choice zealots, objects will definitely be larger than they appear, your mileage may vary

08/11/2012

“[O]ur campaign would be-- helped immensely if we had an agreement between both campaigns that we were only going to talk about issues and not attacks based upon-- business or family or taxes or things of that nature."

Especially the tax thing. Yeah, mostly that. Oh, and the Bain Capital stuff. Let's ixnay that, too, k? Except when I bring up my Bain Capital experience to highlight my qualifications. That's ok. Just nothing about the icky side of Bain, ok bro-ham?

OK, now I'm going to buy hardware stuff.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10/romney-business-record-attack-ads_n_1765601.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Mitt Romney appears to be seeking an agreement with the Obama campaign to remove his business record from the conversation, a sign that the repeated attacks on his tenure at private equity firm Bain Capital may be getting under the presumptive Republican presidential candidate's skin. NBC's First Re...

08/07/2012

Acknowledgement today to holier than thou Do**he Nozzle extreme Pat Robertson. His take away from the horrors of the wanna-be N**i shooting up a Sihk house of worship: "Atheists hate God". Pat, I'm begging you... Go die in a fire.

08/04/2012

The great thing about the Republicans repeatedly voting to repeal Obamacare, suppress votes, and end women's rights concerning their own bodies is that it strikes from the heart of their 2010 election platform: jons, jobs, jobs. Wait. Thant can't be right...nevermind.

08/04/2012

Su***de Hall Drink Special:

$5 "Marcus Bachman's NOT Flaming As***le" shots (White Sambuca, Peppermint Schnapps, drizzle of repressed closeted tears, sq**rt of cross-burning lighter fluid)

Remember - Just because it's flaming, doesn't mean it's gay.

But it totally is.