Abe Oyee Bache ki Jaan Lega Kya..? :p

10/09/2013

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------
ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!
Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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ladki k chakkar me su***de karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward krke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki wo
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rhi the isleye balance khatm
hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap software install karte
vakht Next-next click kar k bin
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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Mumbai me rehkar"OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!"type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani"gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
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Non-veg and shraab tuesdays&
thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar
aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse
khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC
ke full Fried chicken bucket ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur $1cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

10/02/2013

Two-year-old chimpanzee"Do Do"feeds milk to"Aorn", a 60-day-old tiger cub. This picture has been rated as one of the top 50 animal pictures of 2011

Must share..

10/02/2013

Must share..

10/02/2013

Adorable! —

10/02/2013

10/02/2013

Barber: baal chote karne hai?
Me-"Saale tu bade bhi kar sakta hai
kya?"

10/02/2013

1 TO 10 .....
FANTASTIC WORDS.
The most selfish one letter word.
"I"
Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word.
"We"
Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word.
"Ego"
Kill it.
The most used four letter word.
"Love"
Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word.
"Smile"
Keep it
The fastest spreading six letter word.
"Rumour"
✖✖Ignore it.✖✖
The hard working seven letter word.
"Success"
Achieve it.
The most enviable eight letter word.
"Jealousy"
↔↔Distance it.↔↔
The most powerful nine letter word.
"Knowledge"
Acquire it.
The most divine ten letter word.
"Friendship"
Maintain it....
Have Fun in life..

10/02/2013

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?.............................
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it. :p

10/01/2013

Girlz Must Read Dis Story :((


Iss ladki ka naam hai sushmita,Isne fb me photo upload kiya tha,
Kisi ladke ne iska photo save karke google me iska profile dal ke call girl ka list me dal diya..

ye ladki ache parivar ki bahut decent ladki thi....
Us ladke ne puri city me pehla diya ke ye call girl hai,

Jab ye baat ladki aur iske parivar ko pata chali to is ladki ke sath pure parivar ne sucide kar liya....
ye hai facebook ki duniya ab batao friends kya iske liye raasta hai?

Iske bad bhi nahi sudarenge....
Its our humble request to all girls pls don't upload Ur photos on Facebook....

Must share this post.. :((

10/01/2013

Pappu:"pen hai.. ??
Girl:"nahi.. Thodi der baad..
Pappu:"pen hai.. ??
Girl:"nahi bola na..
Pappu:"pen hai pen.. ??
Girl:"nahi hai, aur abki baar pucha to hathode se
sar phod dungi tera.. :@
Kuch der baad...
Pappu:"hathoda hai kya.. ??
Girl:"nahi..
Pappu:"to phir pen hai pen...??

10/01/2013

Agree...??

10/01/2013

A heart touching message by a woman... Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-wife ??

She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.

I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a"mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law .....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....

"what do you do all day"

Respect Your Mother....