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02/27/2017

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09/12/2016

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.
Steve Jobs

06/24/2016

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11/05/2013

"Mein teri VAT lagaunga." ~ Restaurant bills

11/04/2013

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10/20/2013

kameena bachha -
ek raat Bittu ke parents apne bedroom me s*x kar rahe the jabki Bittu unke pass bed ki side par so raha tha.
Wife: jaanu mujhe rajdhani ki tarah chodo..
Husband usse tezi se chodne laga.
Wife: jaanu mujhe maalgaadi ki tarah chodo...
Husband usse dheere-dheere dhakke maarte huye chodne laga...
Wife: jaanu ab mujhe shatabdi ki tarah chodo...
Husband usse bahut tezi se chodne laga...
Wife: jaanu ruko station aa gaya...husband ruk jata hai...
tabhi Little Bittu bola : chaaii chaaii chaaaii chaaaiiii garam chaiii bolo chaaiiiaaa..

10/20/2013

A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …
:D

10/20/2013

Aaj Dulhan Ke Laal Jode Mein,
Use Uski Saheliyon Ne Sajaya
Hoga…

Meri Jaan Ke Gore Haathon per
Sakhiyon Ne Mehndi Ko Lagaya Hoga…

Bahut Gehra Chadega Mehndi Ka Rang,
Us Mehndi Mein Usne Mera Naam Chupaya Hoga…

Reh Reh Ker Ro Padegi
Jab Jab Usko Khayal Mera Aaya Hoga...

Khud Ko Dekhgi Jab Aaine Mein,
To Aks Usko Mera Bhi Nazar Aaya Hoga…

Lag Rahi Hogi Balaa Si Sunder Woh,
Aaj Dekh Ker Usko Chaand Bhi Sharmaya Hoga…

Aaj Meri Jaan Ne Apne Maa Baap Ki Izzat Ko Bachaya Hoga…
Usne Beti Hone Ka Doston Aaj Har Farz Nibhaya Hoga…

Majboor Hogi Woh Sabse Jyada,
Sochta Hoon Kis Tarah Usne Khud Ko Samjhaya Hoga…

Apne Haathon Se Usne Hamare Prem Ke Khaton Ko Jalaya Hoga…
Khud Ko Majboot Bana Ker Usne Apne Dil Se Meri Yaadon Ko Mitaya Hoga…

Bhooki Hogi Woh Jaanta Hoon Mein,
Kuch Na Us Pagli Ne Mere Bageir Khaya Hoga…

Kaise Sambhala Hoga Khudko Jab Use Fairon Ke Liye Bulaya Hoga…
Kaampta Hoga J**m Uska,
Haule Se Pandit Ne Haath Uska Kissi Or Ko Pakdaya Hoga…

Mein To Majboor Hoon Pata Hai Use,
Aaj Khud Ko Bhi Bebas Sa Usne Paaya Hoga…

Ro Ro Ke Bura Haal Ho Jaayega Uska,
Jab Waqt Uski Vidayi Ka Aaya Hoga…

Bade Pyaar Se Meri Jaan Ko Maa Baap Ne Doli Mein Bithaya Hoga…
Ro Padegi Aatma Bhi Dil Bhi Cheekha or Chilaya Hoga…

Aaj Apne Maa Baap Ke Liye
Usne Gala Apni Khushiyon Ka
Dabaya Hoga…
Reh Na Paayegi Juda Hoker Mujhse Darr Hai Ki Zehar Chupke Se Usne Khaya Hoga…

10/20/2013

Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte,

Chut ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote hai

Jinki gand me ungli na karo toh wo yaad kiya bhi nahi karte..
To mere pagal lawdo
Sunooooo

arz kiya hai...

aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...

aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...

Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

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arz kiya hai...

ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal.....

aur sunao kaise ho, LODE K BAAL ?

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Arz kia hai...

Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..

Sabne teri gaad maari...
Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..

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Arz kiya hai...

Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,

Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.

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Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Uski bhi ijjat bach g*i aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Ab has bhi le lode

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Zindgi Lowdo ka pulinda hai,
chut aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko bhi...
ye shaks sirf aapki Gaand marne k liye jinda hai.

NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :

if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
my job is over ........

10/20/2013

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