Tan Turtle

06/02/2026

We don’t always open on Wednesdays…

…but when we do, the Spurs are kicking the Knicks’ A$$. 🏀🍻

GO SPURS GO!

Doors open tomorrow night for Game 1.
Cold beer. Good company. Spurs basketball.

📍 Tan Turtle Tavern
🏀 Spurs vs. Knicks
🍺 River Road’s unofficial Spurs headquarters

BeatTheKnicks PorViDa

06/02/2026

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The Guadalupe River has long shaped life in Comal County. From rugged wagon trails and early settlers to campgrounds, cypress-lined crossings and summer traditions, River Road's history runs as deep as the river beside it.

05/30/2026

The best scenery on River Road? 😎🐢🌞

See you at the Tan Turtle.

📍 8400 River Road
🍕 Cold drinks • Pizza • River vibes
🕛 Open at Noon

05/29/2026

The Tan Turtle is now open Thursday-Sunday and The Grouchy Goose opens this Sunday May 31st (then is open every Saturday and Sunday for the Summer)

05/28/2026

The weather is too nice and the scenery is too great today not to take an impromptu ride up River Road ☀️🏍️🌊

Perfect weather for a cold drink, a scenic cruise, and a stop at the Turtle. So we are having an impromptu Bike Day/Night

🍺 Drink Specials All Day:• $2.50 Lone Star until 4 PM• $5 Redemption Whiskey• $5 Drafts all day

🍕 Pizza slices just $4 tonight

8515 River Road • New Braunfels, TX

Ride when you can. Stay as long as you like

05/28/2026

The Tan Turtle is hiring for:
🍕 Pizza Prep
🌊 Walk-Up Window Service

📍 River Road / New Braunfels
🕒 Shifts available Thursday–Sunday
💵 $15/hr
☀️ Part-time or Full-time

No experience required — but dependability, responsibility, and a positive attitude are a must. DM to apply

05/24/2026

05/23/2026

Good times ahead. River Road and Memorial Weekend go together like tequila, salt & lime. 🏴‍☠️☀️🐢🍋

05/22/2026

05/21/2026

Summer has arrived ☀️
More days, more hours, and more reasons to cruise by the Turtle 🏴‍☠️🔥👙🐢
Now open Thursdays starting today 🍹🌴