Loki's Axe Haus

05/27/2026

BOGO AQUA PARK — THREE DAYS ONLY

Hey there,

Some offers are too good to keep to ourselves.

Buy One Aqua Park Pack, Get One FREE
May 26, 27 & 28 (Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday)


Here's what that means: Grab a friend. Bring your sibling. Rally your crew.

One of you pays, one of you doesn't. Both of you get the full experience.

What you're getting:
El Jefe and the boss-level obstacles
Slides that launch you into crystal-clear water
70+ acres of nonstop action
Lifeguards on duty, snacks available
Ages 6+ welcome
The deal only runs three days. Tuesday through Thursday this week. After that, it's gone.

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05/27/2026

We are back to boiling all 4 days this week at TSR Texas Ski Ranch and Saturday at The District on 46 as well!

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum
$7.00lb for 5lbs or more!!

Season is winding down quickly so get your last fill before they are gone in June sometime!

05/17/2026

Good Morning yall!

So we will do an AYCE Crawfish today at TSR Texas Ski Ranch starting at 12 until sold out!

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum
$45 AYCE crawfish per person

300 plus lbs for today to boil

05/06/2026

05/03/2026

It's Sunday Funday and what a beautiful day!

TSR Texas Ski Ranch and The Reserve on 1863 both start noon until 6!!

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum
$7lb for 5lbs or more!

Come and see us today before our flavor is gone for 3 days!!

05/02/2026

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Good morning lovely Friends!

The Sun is out, shinning bright. That means its going to be a Great Day because we just got out fresh 2000lbs this morning and 3 spots to enjoy the Lazy J flavor across the area.

Catch us starting at 12 to 9 at TSR Texas Ski Ranch with Josh on the pots or The District on 46 with Michael and Crew, they'll be there 12 to 6

Sunday is TSR and The Reserve on 1863 from 12 to 6

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum
$7lb for 5lbs or more

Shrimp and Snow Crab available!!

04/26/2026

Good Morning Yall!!

We are at TSR Texas Ski Ranch and The Reserve on 1863 starting at noon today until 6 or sold out!!

$7.50lb with 2lb minimum!!!
$7lb for 7lbs or more!!

Shrimp and Snow Crab available at TSR
Shrimp available at The Res!

Going to be a beautiful day for Some South in your Mouth!

04/17/2026

Come see us this afternoon at TSR Texas Ski Ranch or Wichita Red's from 5 to 9!

$7lb with 2lb minimum
$6lb for 10lbs or more!!!

Blue Crabs, we have roughly 40lbs left and are $6.25 a crab! They are huge and if yall don't come eat them I'll eat them myself. Nothing better than a well boiled Blue Crab!!!

Snow Crab and Shrimp also available!!