The Railside

09/06/2026

🍳🚨 SUNDAY FUNDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! 🚨🍳

Rise & shine, buttercup! 🌞 BREAKFAST STARTS AT 9AM!

🍳 Breakfast at 9AM
🍹 BUILD-YOUR-OWN BLOODY MARY BAR — because apparently we trust you with a garnish station AND vodka. 😂
🍺 $2 DOMESTIC B**R — cheaper than your Saturday night mistakes!

🍽️ KITCHEN OPEN UNTIL 7:45PM!
So whether you’re here for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or just “one quick drink” that somehow turns into a 6-hour adventure… we’ve got you. 🤣

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Wear stretchy pants.
Sunday calories don’t count. That’s just science. 🧪😂

📍 Railside Bar & Grill
🍳🍹🍺 LET’S MAKE SOME QUESTIONABLE SUNDAY DECISIONS!

09/04/2026

It’s FIIIIISH FRIDAY! 🐟🎉 And yes, we’re bringing the fish AND the dad jokes. 😂

🐟 CATFISH • WALLEYE • COD
🌽 Try it cornmeal battered for that extra crispy, golden goodness!
🥔 Choice of potato
🥣 Soup OR salad

And while you wait… treat yourself to a CHEESE CURD FLIGHT! 🧀✈️
Pick your favorites:
🧀 Regular
🌶️ Jalapeño
🧄 Garlic
🥒 Dill Pickle

Come hungry. Leave happy. Possibly smelling like fried fish. That’s just how you know you had a successful Friday. 😎🐟

🍻 The weekend starts with fish. We don’t make the rules.

09/03/2026

🍗🍝 FAMILY CHICKEN & SPAGHETTI THURSDAY! 🍝🍗

Tonight’s family therapy is CHEAPER than actual therapy. 😂

Get the whole crew together for our ½ Fried Chicken & Family Spaghetti Special! 🍗🍝

Crispy chicken ✔️
Pile-o-pasta ✔️
Enough food to make someone say, “I’m stuffed”… then somehow order dessert ✔️😂

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Feed the family.
💰 Save some money.
🍝 Carb-load like your grandma is watching.

Come hungry. Leave happy. Possibly leave in a food coma. 😴😂

📍 The Railside Bar & Grill
🔥 Kitchen open until 8:45!

Because nothing says “family bonding” like fighting over the last piece of chicken. 😂🍗

09/02/2026

🍗🚨 WING WEDNESDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! 🚨🍗

It’s Wednesday… which means your diet has officially been put on hold until Thursday. 😂

🔥 BONE-IN OR BONELESS
🔥 NAKED OR TOSSED
🔥 MINIMUM ORDER OF 10
🔥 ALL THE SAUCY GOODNESS YOU CAN HANDLE

Come get your wing fix before those little bird parts fly off the shelves! 🐔💨

And remember:
You can’t buy happiness… but you CAN buy wings, and that’s basically the same thing. 😎

🍗 Grab your crew.
🍗 Pick your sauce.
🍗 Get your fingers messy.
🍗 Pretend you’re only ordering 10.

THE RAILSIDE — WHERE WEDNESDAYS HAVE WINGS AND ZERO REGRETS! 😂🍻

08/30/2026

🚨🚨 SUNDAY FUNDAY ALERT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 🚨🚨

Your couch called.
It said, “Go to Railside. I’ll be here when you get back.” 😂

🍳 BREAKFAST 9AM–11AM
Because sleeping in is great… but bacon is greater. 🥓

🍔 FULL MENU ALL DAY!
No breakfast after 11? No problem. We’ve got food for whatever kind of bad decision you’re making. 😂

🍺 $2 DOMESTICS ALL DAY!
That’s cheaper than therapy… and we’re pretty sure wings pair better with it anyway. 🍻

🍅 BUILD-YOUR-OWN BLOODY MARY BAR!
Go ahead. Build it like you mean it.
If your Bloody Mary needs a structural engineer, you’re doing it right. 😂

🔥🐔 $1 WINGS ALL DAY! 🐔🔥
BONE-IN OR BONELESS!
Minimum order of 10 because apparently ordering one lonely wing is frowned upon. 😂

At this price, the only thing getting ROASTED today is your diet. 🤣

Come hungry.
Come thirsty.
Come prepared to tell someone, “I only came in for one.”
We all know you’re lying. 😂🍻

📍 The Railside Bar & Grill
SUNDAY FUNDAY — WHERE CALORIES DON’T COUNT AND WINGS ARE BASICALLY A VEGETABLE. 🥬🐔

08/28/2026

08/28/2026

🐟🎣 FISH FRIDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! 🎣🐟

The fish are swimming… straight into the fryer. 😂

Tonight we’ve got CATFISH • WALLEYE • COD — and yes, you can TRY IT IN OUR CORNMEAL BATTER! 🌽🔥

🍽️ Comes with your choice of potato + soup OR salad
🥔 HOMEMADE POTATO SALAD because apparently store-bought just wasn’t invited.

And while you wait… CHEESE CURD FLIGHT! 🧀🤤
Pick your lineup:
🧀 Regular
🌶️ Jalapeño
🧄 Garlic
🔥 Cajun
🥒 Dill Pickle

Basically, it’s Friday. You’ve worked hard. You deserve fried fish and cheese curds. This is what adulthood was supposed to be. 😂

🎣 Come hungry. Leave happy. Possibly leave in a food coma.

🐟 FISH FRIDAY — LET’S GET THIS BREADING! 😂

08/25/2026

🌮🚨 TACO TUESDAY IS HERE! 🚨🌮

It’s Tuesday… which means your diet called in sick. 😂

🌮 Tacos
🧀 Nachos
🥗 Taco salads
🔥 Tostadas
🍚 Rice & beans

⏰ Taco menu ONLY from 4–8 PM!
So don’t show up at 8:01 expecting tacos… they’ll already be home in bed. 😂

Come hungry. Leave happy. Blame the tacos. 🌮🍻

08/23/2026

🔥🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! 🍻🔥

Why cook? Why adult responsibly? Why make good decisions? 😂

🍺 $2 DOMESTICS ALL DAY!
🍅 BUILD YOUR OWN BLOODY MARY BAR!
🍗 $1 BONE-IN WINGS — WHILE THEY LAST! 👀🔥

Come hungry, come thirsty, and come prepared to blame the wings for whatever happens next. 😂

📍 The Railside Bar & Grill
Sunday Funday starts NOW! 🎉🍻

08/22/2026

🔥🥩 SURF & TURF SATURDAY! 🦐

Why choose between land or sea when you can have BOTH? That’s called having your steak and eating it too. 😂

🥩 8oz Ribeye
🦐 Shrimp — grilled or fried
🥔 Choice of potato
🥣 Soup or salad

🍳 TOMORROW = SUNDAY FUNDAY!
Breakfast starts at 9 AM ☀️
🍹 Build-Your-Own Bloody Mary Bar
🍺 $2 domestics ALL DAY!

⏰ Kitchen open until 8:45 tonight!

Come hungry. Leave happy. And if you leave hungry… well, that sounds like a personal problem. 😂🚂

Railside Bar & Grill — where the food is hot and the dad jokes are free!