09/05/2026
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates. 🐒
What do you call the Friday & Saturday Prime Rib Special at Magical Meat Boutique — slow-roasted prime rib with SIX sides for $32?
A really good deal. No monkey business.
It’s Saturday, which means Prime Rib is on the menu tonight. Come hungry, grab a pint and settle in for a proper night at the pub.
Reservations are recommended, so save your table for tonight.
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