The Naked Turtle Tavern

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The Naked Turtle Tavern Great Dive bar with pool tables, darts, and dancing. DJ plays a mix of Texas country, line dances, and old-school fun dance music.

Karaoke on Fridays and Saturdays. Great place for birthday parties and bachelorette parties. Wednesday - Pool Tournament

Thursday - Karaoke and Treasure Chest Drawing. DJ starts at 9pm

Friday - DJ plays a mix of current pop dance music. Saturday - DJ and Karaoke

Sunday - Dart League and Tournament

The Naked Turtle also boasts big-screen TVs to catch all your favorite games, a great dart room, and pool tables for all of you sharks out there. Whether you're watching a game or playing one of your own, we’ll keep you far from thirsty. For excellent and friendly service, great drinks, and a fun time- stop in tonight to The Naked Turtle!

Come have an amazing time and enjoy some ice cold beverages tomorrow… with some fun with family and friends… Let’s end t...
10/24/2026

Come have an amazing time and enjoy some ice cold beverages tomorrow… with some fun with family and friends… Let’s end the week on a solid note!
We open with the Texans game… Let’s get them giants.
Then some B3 starting at 3: games and prizes 🍻🥃🍷💸 Alex and Mike Cohosting
Let’s go. Michelle and Joseph serving nothing but love drinks and fun… Happy Sunday Funday 🤪‼️‼️‼️

Come Play with my balls....  pool tournament tonight
10/08/2026

Come Play with my balls.... pool tournament tonight

Open Saturdays and Sundays noonCome catch a game with me Happy Hour till 8 💗love ya bunches
10/03/2026

Open Saturdays and Sundays noon
Come catch a game with me
Happy Hour till 8
💗love ya bunches

Joseph will be tending bar Tonight for you Beautiful People...Treasure Chest $$$$
10/01/2026

Joseph will be tending bar Tonight for you Beautiful People...
Treasure Chest $$$$

10/01/2026

Oooooh new Arcade.
Now that's something to talk about.

09/29/2026

The Texas Astros wooooot wooot!
At The Turtle Come visit Tanya Grace and soon Michelle White.....
Get it Texansssssss!@ #@$@ #!% #$!%@100

Hey Starting the Raffle Queen of Hearts 6:30-8:30Drawing at 9.....Cash Only.....Car A Washing... HOTT Babes and Bubbles!...
09/26/2026

Hey Starting the Raffle Queen of Hearts
6:30-8:30
Drawing at 9.....
Cash Only.....

Car A Washing... HOTT Babes and Bubbles!!!!

Who doesn't love food, bikini bike wash and beers? Come this Sat the 26th starting at 5:30pm to support an incredible or...
09/24/2026

Who doesn't love food, bikini bike wash and beers? Come this Sat the 26th starting at 5:30pm to support an incredible organization that is going to be donating the proceeds from the bike wash To the 9/11 Never Forget Fund. Join us at The Naked Turtle! You won't regret it.... I wanna see your lovely face!

Address

19380 TX/105
Montgomery, TX
77356

Opening Hours

Monday 2pm - 2am
Tuesday 2pm - 2am
Wednesday 2pm - 2am
Thursday 2pm - 2am
Friday 2pm - 2am
Saturday 2pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

Telephone

+19365824811

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