Larson's Bar

09/05/2026

〽️🏈 IT’S GAME DAY, AND LARSON’S HAS YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. 🍻

Michigan is BACK UNDER THE LIGHTS tonight! 〽️🔥

Michigan plays Western Michigan at 7:30 PM, which means it’s perfectly acceptable to spend your Saturday night screaming at a television while holding a bucket of b**r. 😂

🏈 MICHIGAN vs. WESTERN MICHIGAN — 7:30 PM
🍺 BUCKET SPECIALS DURING THE GAME!

And because apparently b**r isn’t considered dinner…

🐟 FISH SANDWICH + CHIPS — $9.75

🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY:
🌶️ Chili
🥕 Vegetable Beef
🥟 Chicken & Dumplings
🥩 Beef Barley

Throw on the maize & blue, get your ass to Larson’s, grab a bucket, and prepare to coach Michigan from your barstool. 😏

Because obviously they’ve been waiting all week for your input.

〽️💙 GO BLUE! 💛🍻

09/05/2026

09/03/2026

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09/03/2026

🏈🚨 SICK OF THE BAR ONLY SHOWING THE “LOCAL” GAME YOU DON’T GIVE A S**T ABOUT? 🚨🏈

NOT AT LARSON’S.

📺🍺 WE’VE GOT NFL SUNDAY TICKET! 🍺📺

Your team playing? WE’VE GOT IT.
Your fantasy player screwing up your entire Sunday? WE’VE GOT THAT GAME TOO. 😂
Want to bounce between games instead of being held hostage by whatever’s on local TV? WELCOME HOME.

🏈 THIS FOOTBALL SEASON, SUNDAYS ARE AT LARSON’S.
Cold b**r. Multiple games. Good food. Questionable coaching decisions that you’ll loudly explain how YOU would’ve handled better. 😂

Now, for today’s lineup 👇

🥪 LUNCH SPECIAL — $9.75
French Dip with chips
Hot, messy, dunked in au jus. As God intended. 🤤

🥣 SOUPS:
• Vegetable Beef
• Asiago, Kale, Chicken Sausage with Spinach & Rice
• Chili 🌶️

🍻 3–7 PM: $2.50 Domestic Bottles

🔥 DINNER STARTS AT 4 PM — DINE-IN ONLY:
🍔 $2.25 Sliders
🐔 $2.25 Chicken Snackers

🍺 $1 OFF DRAFTS ALL. DAY. LONG.

🏈 NFL SUNDAY TICKET IS HERE.
So quit trying to illegally stream your team on your phone with 47 pop-ups. 😂

GET YOUR ASS TO LARSON’S AND WATCH FOOTBALL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 🍻🏈

09/01/2026

09/01/2026

🍂🍎 SUMMER’S ENDING… BUT FALL JUST WALKED INTO LARSON’S. 🍔🥂

We’re not quite ready to say goodbye to summer yet, but if fall tastes like brisket, caramel apples & ch*****ne, we might be willing to cooperate. 😏

Get your first taste of fall with our September Burger & Drink of the Month!

🍔 SEPTEMBER BURGER OF THE MONTH
A juicy cheeseburger with cheddar cheese, topped with Jay’s Smokehouse brisket, pickled red onion, BBQ sauce & pickles.

Yep. We put brisket on a cheeseburger.
Summer had its chance. Fall understood the assignment. 🔥😂

🍎🥂 SEPTEMBER DRINK OF THE MONTH — CARAMEL APPLE SPRITZER
🍏 Vanilla vodka
🍏 Apple c***r
🍏 Ch*****ne
🍏 Caramel
🍏 Finished with a caramel cinnamon-sugar rim

It’s basically your first trip to the apple orchard… except there are no kids screaming, no bees chasing you, and this apple has vodka in it. 😂🍎🥂

So soak up those last days of summer — then come to Larson’s and get your first taste of fall. 🍂

Because pumpkin spice can wait.
We’ve got brisket and booze. 🍔🥂🔥

09/01/2026

⚽️🍔 EAT. DRINK. SUPPORT THE BOYS. 🍺⚽️

Today at Larson’s Bar, you can justify going out to eat because IT’S FOR THE KIDS. 😂👏

⚽️ DINE TO DONATE — ALL DAY!
A portion of today’s sales will be donated to the Monroe High Boys Soccer Team! ⚽️💪

So come hungry, come thirsty, and help us rack up that donation. The more you eat and drink, the more we donate. See? Basically community service. 😂🍻

🌯 LUNCH SPECIAL — $9.75
🔥 Buffalo Chicken Gyro with Chips

🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY
🍄 Beefy Mushroom
🥧 Chicken Pot Pie

🌭 DINNER SPECIAL — STARTING AT 4 PM
• $1.75 Hot Dogs
• $2 Chili Dogs

🍺 3–7 PM
$2.50 Domestic Bottles

⚽️ DINE TO DONATE. ALL DAY LONG.
Come fill a barstool, fill your stomach, empty a few bottles, and help us support the Monroe High Boys Soccer Team! 🙌⚽️

Today, eating at Larson’s isn’t being irresponsible… it’s fundraising. 😂🍻

09/01/2026

Come in today to support Monroe High schools
Boys soccer team!!

08/31/2026

🐯⚾ THE TIGERS PLAY TONIGHT… SO PLAN YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MEAL ACCORDINGLY. 🍺😂

Detroit takes the field tonight, which means there’s a solid chance you’ll be celebrating, swearing at the TV, or saying “there’s always tomorrow” by the 7th inning. 🤦‍♀️🐯

Good news: Larson’s has your coping mechanisms covered.

🌯 LUNCH SPECIAL — $9.75
Buffalo Chicken Gyro + Chips
Unlike the Tigers, this one is pretty damn consistent. 😂

🥣 SOUPS OF THE DAY:
🌶️ Chili
🥧 Chicken Pot Pie
🍄 Beefy Mushroom
Because sometimes you need something warm after watching Detroit leave runners stranded. 😭

🍗 STARTING AT 4 PM — 75¢ WINGS
DINE-IN ONLY
At 75¢, you can afford enough wings to keep your mouth full instead of yelling at the TV. 😂

🍺 3–7 PM — $2.50 DOMESTIC BOTTLES
Because Tigers baseball is significantly easier to understand after a couple cold ones.

⚾🐯 Come watch Detroit tonight at LARSON’S BAR.

75¢ wings. $2.50 b**rs. Tigers baseball.

We can guarantee the first two.
The Tigers are on their own. 😂🍻🐯

08/30/2026

🍔🍺 SUNDAY AT LARSON’S — COME GET BANGED. 😂

Before somebody’s aunt gets offended by the wording… we’re talking about the CHEESEBURGER BANGER. Calm down, Linda. 😏

🔥 $10 CHEESEBURGER BANGER 🔥
🍔 Cheeseburger with onion & pickle
🍟 Fries
🍺 Domestic bottle

TEN. FREAKING. DOLLARS.

DINE-IN ONLY. NO SUBSTITUTIONS.
Don’t ask if you can swap the fries for six wings, the domestic for a top-shelf cocktail, and the pickle for our firstborn. 😂
It’s $10. Take the deal.

🍺 $3 ALUMINUM BOTTLES
🔥 $2 BLAZIN’ APPLE FIREBALL SHOTS

🥣 NO SOUPS ON SUNDAYS.
The soup pots are hungover and management has stopped asking questions.

Your Sunday plans just became:
Show up.
Get Banged. 🍔
Have a b**r. 🍺
Take a Blazin’ Apple shot. 🔥
Pretend Monday isn’t coming.

📍 Larson’s Bar — making bad Sundays better one Banger at a time.