06/17/2026
An Ode to Queso
Oh queso, dear queso, so creamy and bright,
You make every taco and chip feel just right.
Golden and melty, a glorious sight,
We’d eat you for breakfast, for lunch, and all night.
A dip? A topping? A meal? Who can say?
We’re pretty sure queso deserves its own day.
In fact, if we’re being honest, we’d gladly confess,
A bathtub of queso sounds oddly… not less.
So for your next party, reunion, or bash,
Skip the tiny bowl, don’t be modest with cash.
Order a vat so enormous and grand,
It takes two strong people just to help it land.
Whether you’re feeding ten people or ninety-two,
Our catering queso is ready for you.
Just don’t blame us later if guests start to fight,
Over the very last scoop on tortilla chip night.
Need catering? We can provide enough queso that, hypothetically speaking, you could take a bath in it.
(Hypothetically. Please don’t actually bathe in the queso. We worked hard on it. But if you do we want to hear all about it)