10/30/2026
MAYSLACK FOR PRESIDENT
No committee. No donors. No consultants. No second issue.
THE PLATFORM:
Nobody beats Mayslack’s meat.
THE RECORD:
1,100 wrestling matches. One sandwich. Zero compromises.
THE PROMISE:
Garlic roast beef, piled past structural integrity, same as 1955.
He never actually ran. He just had the poster made, because he was a wrestler and wrestlers understand that the gimmick comes first.
Seventy years later the campaign is long over and the slogan is still on the building. 🥩
Polls closed. Kitchen open. 1428 4th St NE.