The Uptowner

09/05/2026

Hey folks! Remember September? We have had a lot of shows this Summer, so I’m sorry for the delay in getting this out to you. Here it is for your planning pleasure! As always, make sure to check back here every now and then for any updates to the current schedule. We hope to see you soon!!✌️😎

09/05/2026

09/04/2026

09/03/2026

Every morning, before the day begins…

A ray of sunshine comes through these doors and greets everyone with a smile. 🌞

And that one single beam of light sets off a chain reaction that sustains our entire universe. 🌎💫♾️

Trillions of molecules of TRUTH & POSITIVITY radiate outward, emitting endless waves of pure, organic, sunlight energy beams. ⚡️☀️✨

📖 These are but hidden passages from…

THE LEGEND OF CHRISSY
First Edition

We hold these truths to be self-evident. 🫡

And so, once every year, we shall come together from near and far to celebrate…

🎂✨ THE BIRTH OF CHRISSY! ✨🎂

🌞 THIS VERY THURSDAY @ 2PM
with Sarah!

🪩 THIS VERY SATURDAY @ 4PM
with DJ Mel! 🎶

📯 Visitors from far and wide…
COME! REJOICE! CELEBRATE!

✨☀️ ALL HAIL THE LEGEND OF CHRISSY ☀️✨

09/02/2026

👊 Knock, knock, Neo…SUNDAY IS KARAOKE NIGHT! 🎤

🐇 Follow The White Rabbit (.andie) ....🐇

Let curiosity lead you somewhere new. ✨

🕘 9PM Sign Up
🎶 Sing Your Heart Out
💸 NO COVER

📍The Uptowner
1032 East Center Street • Milwaukee

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