Dizzy Horse

Dizzy Horse Local "dive" bar and grill featuring creative, FUN, chef-inspired Midwest Americana.

"It's just bread.  Seriously.  Just bread."But, details matter.  Even the small ones.  And the small ones, whether notic...
06/16/2026

"It's just bread. Seriously. Just bread."

But, details matter. Even the small ones.

And the small ones, whether noticed or not, are the one's that consume the most time and are worth the effort.

The secret ingredients are always the TIME, LOVE, PASSION AND EFFORT. From bread to relationships. Right? 🤷‍♂️

So here ya' go, no sexy food p**n. Just BREAD. IYKYK. 🤷‍♂️

No "honey, I have a headache tonight", here. It is what it is after all the years. Ya' want it or not.

Just so you know.

I mostly, always have a headache, BUT, let's just do this.....🤣

"Enjoy the ride."

06/11/2026

Closed Thurs 6/11. Chef's in the back diligently baking loaves of bread and thinly slicing mounds of beef for his delicious (and curiously large) Philly Sandos tomorrow.

Me: That's not enough bread.

Chef: I can only do 6 loaves at a time in our tiny oven.

Me: We need a bigger oven.

Chef: We don't have a bigger oven.

Me: That's not enough bread.

And so on...

So... Chef will continue baking and slicing, I will continue critiquing, and we will see you tomorrow!!

In case you're thinking about gettin' into the industry...................don't, or do.  Fair warning.  🤣Prices on EVERY...
06/08/2026

In case you're thinking about gettin' into the industry...................don't, or do. Fair warning. 🤣

Prices on EVERYTHING are through the stratosphere.

Good help is hard to find.

Negativity and hate around every corner.

But also.

There's this to look forward to. Worthless consolation prize, I know. But for what it's worth. 🤣 It's just a sandwich.

Prepping alone on Monday night.

Dallas is spending some much deserved and needed time with family.

Daughter is in Oregon on a month and a half long summer vacation.

Me, welp, doin' the usual. Holding down the fort best way I can without losing my mind.

Figured I might as well give ya' some food p**n, haven't done that in quite some time. Sorry.

But fair warning, to those lookin' to get into this seemingly "sexy" industry. Just know what you're getting into.

You can't sacrifice on quality. You must deliver value. You will ALWAYS be required to work HARD. Even on your "days off". You must give a f*ck, at ALL TIMES. You must give a da*mn about what you do, HOW you do it and most importantly, those you do it for.

If that seems too much, find another career. It's not for everyone. And I haven't even mentioned the hardest part of all............the loneliness it brings, which often comes with the territory to make others happy. And with that loneliness comes the hardest part of all.....................

"Tryin' to hold this f*ckin' phone to take a photo while this sandwich is burning a hole in my arm." The rest is easy once you get used to it. Making others happy IS worth it.

At the cost of melting your own skin off, meh, who knows?

Anyhoo........

"Enjoy the ride."

MAGIC!...................*scratches head 🤷‍♂️  How did they do that?Ever see someone pull a rabbit out of a hat?  Maybe ...
06/04/2026

MAGIC!...................*scratches head 🤷‍♂️ How did they do that?

Ever see someone pull a rabbit out of a hat?

Maybe a slight of hand card trick that baked your brain?

Perhaps they sawed a girl in half, right in front of you and then put her back together again.

I mean, really, WTF? Craaaaaazy!!!!! I've seen it.

How did they do that? I'm still lookin' it up on TubeYou, cuz I wanna know. Ya', unwinding the magic, I know. Ugh....

Sometimes, ya' just let go and realize yes, there is a lot that goes on BEHIND the scenes to produce THE SHOW.

And when you pull it off, d*mn, you fooled everyone. Is it MAGIC?

But sometimes, there's just MAGIC. And it has nothin' to do with you. It's the COLLECTIVE.

Pretty hard to pull off magic tricks when it's just you practicing how to fool everyone.

That's not magic.

Full room. Captive audience wanting and willing to be entertained. Same tricks. Magic. Right? Maybe. Mostly not.

Every now and then I get to witness a MAGIC show from behind the scenes, while tryin' to figure out how to shuffle the cards in my favor. IYKYK. Or angling the mirrors just right so you won't notice when she's sawed in half and we replaced her with a non-sawed-in-half-standin that is still alive. For now.

But when you get to witness actual MAGIC, in 2026, it's priceless. I get to see that. Nightly. And it's why the the show continues to go on.

Nothin' to hide here at this point. YOU KNOW IF YOU KNOW.

Still just US, being us. And YOU too.

Thanks for still buying tickets to the show.

But you're the one's providing the MAGIC!

And sometimes it lands. WORTH IT.

I'm just the one sawing people in half, so to speak. 🤣

"Enjoy the ride."

*when a supremely talented chef is in your own house and isn't overly complimentary about your food and blowing smoke up your a*z, yet get's the MAGIC, welp, you already get it. And thanks. To all.

**also, humbled and honored to provide a night of reprieve and "being normal" for you Chef Juan. Mad respect for what you do and for your love of the game.

"it's not about the paint on the canvas, it's about the FEELING it evokes. Or doesn't."

Hey Michelin........🖕It's about OUR people, not YOUR judgement.

"Enjoy the ride."

Or don't. Either way. Drive safe. Stay hydrated and don't look up.

Episode 1 coming soon!Stay tuned.🤣
06/03/2026

Episode 1 coming soon!

Stay tuned.

🤣

Please welcome the newest member to our team.He has indicated a strong commitment and dedication to brightening your day...
06/02/2026

Please welcome the newest member to our team.

He has indicated a strong commitment and dedication to brightening your day, in accordance with our motto here @ the DIZZY.

Or, maybe just toss him back in the river, he's also requested that.

I think he'll fit in just fine.

See ya' tomorrow.

Star date:  May 30, 2026.  Captains log......Still floating through this vast universe, destination unknown.  Hopeful, d...
05/30/2026

Star date: May 30, 2026. Captains log......

Still floating through this vast universe, destination unknown.

Hopeful, determined, frustrated, angry, momentarily happy and all the rest. You know. I know you know. Us too.

What to do?

"Embrace the suck." ???

"enjoy the ride." ???

Ugh. 🤣

Just sayin' what everyone is feelin'. I know. Truly know. To the core.

Despite it all, some things bring ya' back to center. And it's priceless. Raw. Organic. Just let it happen. And here we are.

But it's not by accident.

It takes effort. Lots of it. Faith, belief, teamwork, community and trust.

Thank you for that. We're not perfect, far from. 'Specially me.
I know.

Just wanna give a shout out to these ladies (Brent not pictured), for workin' their tales off for my delusional vision of what could be. They seriously bust it. Hours before and after you leave.

It takes a village. And we're blessed to have one.

Thank you all for gettin' it. I know you know.

There's an easier way, and we refuse to go down that path.

So..............

"enjoy the ride."

or don't. There's other rides. 🤣

p.s. they really do care, and for that I am speechless and honored to work alongside them all. Don't tell em', might go to their heads. 🤣

Deciding to add some more items to the menu, so I'll be prepping more batches of THIS tonight, including several new ite...
05/27/2026

Deciding to add some more items to the menu, so I'll be prepping more batches of THIS tonight, including several new items. (Closed Wednesday)

My oven is small and can only do a couple loaves at a time, but wanted to bring this one back for you. It's been quite a while.

We'll see ya' tomorrow at 4:00.

"Catcher in the rye..............D*mn you high school lit class."IYKYK. It's been a while since we've had a heart to hea...
05/22/2026

"Catcher in the rye..............D*mn you high school lit class."
IYKYK.

It's been a while since we've had a heart to heart. There's been a reason. I know. Survival. On all our parts. I know you know, RIGHT? Keep on keeping on, as they say. Or, embrace the suck, they say that too. Both apply.

Per my usual, late at night and anxiously looking-forward-to/dreading tomorrow and the new set of unexpected/expected challenges to muddle through, can't help myself to sit down and vomit thoughts.

If you've been along for the ride, you know. If not, jump on board, tickets are free and if the seats are full, sit on someone's lap. It's how it works here. We're a community. And I'll take that. 2026.

Just wanted you to know, things haven't changed, they'll always be pretty DIZZY round here, it wasn't my intention. But still leaning into it. Most of you have figured it out by now.

Not proud of much, try to do better on the daily and still fall flat on my d*mn face. Ugh. But when I look around, listen to what others tell me and why they're here, it makes the nonsense make sense.

Through your efforts and energy, that's happened. And on behalf of the DIZZY collective community, THANK YOU! Truly. You might have made a strangers night. And maybe yours. IYKYK.

Not chasing viral post, clicks, likes, etc. That's not a smart move in this "social" world. I know. Prolly shouldn't go quiet on social, but there's been a reason I've done that as of late. Many of you know. Maybe a bad decision, maybe not. Don't care.

The true wins come from seeing so many of YOU embracing the vision of community, true social connection and genuine positive energy that transpires here on the nightly. I don't get to participate personally much, but sometimes. IYKYK. 🤣 Who knew a slice meatloaf or pot pie would force people to talk? 🤣

Guess that lit class in high school paid off. Whether I knew it or not, it would come in handy.

Ralph Waldo Emerson and good ol' Holden Caulfield have been either on my wall or coffee table for quite some time.

Thank you DIZZIES for also "catching others while in the rye". I see it. Nightly. *see holden caulfield quotes. You'll get it. Many already do.

Salinger was right. Holden was right. Emerson was right.

Maybe we're collectively not all done just yet.

Drinks are drinks, food is food. But..........Community and relationships are HARD. Thanks for making my job "easy". 🤣

Stay DIZZY!

"In a world of 5.00 a gallon gasoline and rising...........Thoughts going through my head as I'm sittin' here prepping m...
05/12/2026

"In a world of 5.00 a gallon gasoline and rising...........

Thoughts going through my head as I'm sittin' here prepping my a*z off to open tomorrow wondering if any of this is actually worth it. Like any of it.

Continual inflation, shrinkflation, gouging, political divide, global wars and yes, even ALIENS now. Told ya' btw. IYKYK. 🤣

And here I sit, starring at an empty bar with cases of ingredients that need to be turned into something, anything.

And for what?

But a small grin, smirk if you will, of gratitude, thankfulness and admiration for you all and the DIZZY COMMUNITY hijacks my facial expression of hopelessness.

Tiny room. Yet so many memories, relationships made and fostered. That was the point from day one. As they say nowadays: "sometimes ya' gotta just get out and touch some grass".

So ya', I guess I answered my own question.

Thanks DIZZIES for continually filling these seats and allowing this small room of purity to still exist. Even in a world of 5.00 gas.

See ya' Wednesday @ 4:00.

"Enjoy the ride." "And thanks for touching the grass with me."

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432 1st Avenue West
Milan, IL
61264

Opening Hours

Tuesday 4pm - 9pm
Wednesday 4pm - 9pm
Thursday 4pm - 9pm
Friday 4pm - 9pm
Saturday 4pm - 9pm

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