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Do Not Sit On The Furniture Garden Bar & Grill

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A human-centered food garden, conceived as a temporary habitat for those ready to learn & share, to

10/20/2026

Amsterdam, we’re back✨

I can’t tell you how happy I am to bring back Do Not Sit On The Furniture to ADE! It’s been way too long!

Tonight we’re bringing Do Not Sit On The Furniture to Crane Sessions at Faralda Hotel, and we’re officially SOLD OUT!! ❤️

What makes this so special for me isn’t just the music or the incredible location. It’s getting to see so many friends again, the familiar faces, the hugs, the laughter, and all those beautiful moments we share on the dance floor.

I’m so excited to be back doing what we love, with the people who make it all so special.

Can’t wait to see everyone tonight and make a little magic together!

2 AM – 8 AM | The Crane, Faralda Hotel

08/28/2026

Get ‘em while they last! I designed this Japanese cut oversized Do Not Sit On The Furniture tshirts and we have them in limited quantities in black and white at the club … I love wearing them with boots and they are super sexy doe the girls and guys 👀💋

08/21/2026

08/04/2026

Spent a couple of days in Paris with my mini me before she heads off to college….. Je t’aime Thalia ❤️❤️

07/24/2026

✨ My first tattoo. My forever reminder.
There couldn’t have been a more meaningful place than Ibiza for my first tattoo..
Protected by the eye. Guided by the moon. Forever connected to Ibiza. 💙🌙

07/11/2026

One of the biggest lessons life has taught me is that peace is priceless.

Not everyone is meant to stay in your story, and that’s okay. Keep your circle filled with people whose hearts match yours, people who value loyalty, honesty, kindness, respect, and genuine love.

I’ve learned not to wait for people to change. Instead, I choose to protect my energy and spend my time with those who bring light into my life.

At the end of the day, we live with ourselves every single day. So be loyal to your own soul. Guard your peace. Nurture your spirit. And never apologize for walking away from what no longer aligns with your values.

The right people won’t just love you, they’ll help you become an even better version of yourself.

✨ Protect your peace. Your energy is sacred.

07/03/2026

Bringing the love and magic to Ibiza tomorrow, Saturday, July 4th at & from 6 pm to 5 am with special guests & … Join us for a very special day / night in the magic island 💫💫💫

Address

423 16th Street
Miami Beach, FL
33139

Opening Hours

Tuesday	11am - 12am
Sunday	11am - 12am

Telephone

+15105515067

Website

http://www.donotsitonthefurniture.com/

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