Elvis' Secret Hideaway

02/06/2023

Check out One Grumpy Sailor, this guy is amazing. Facebook.com/OneGrumpySailor

Everything at One Grumpy Sailor is hand made. I'm also at OneGrumpySailor.com and area craft shows.

08/04/2022

Buy one beer, pay for three. All day tomorrow and twice on Sunday. Limited time only. Certain restrictions apply. Always drink irresponsibily. Closed the 31st of April, June and November but open that day in February.

07/16/2022

I'm so glad that Facebook reminds me that I haven't posted in a while.

06/04/2022

What’s the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
OK, I’ll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.

01/18/2022

If you can read this, take ten steps back and try again.

01/11/2022

Limited time engagement. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford - three nights only. Come see The Rat P...

01/08/2022

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the hell is the ceiling?”