Stoner's Mansion House Tavern

09/21/2026

This weekend is Mercersburg Townfest! After party drinks and tunes??? Come to Colonel Murphy's for PARKS & RHONE!

09/20/2026

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09/20/2026

✨ SPARKLES HERE: KEEPER OF THE LORE. AND, I HAVE QUESTIONS. ✨

I wanna know.

Actually…

I GOTTA KNOW.

WHO HAD FUN AT THE MANSION THIS WEEKEND?! 🙋🏼‍♀️

✨ What was your BEST memory?

😂 What made you laugh the hardest?

🎸 Favorite song? Favorite moment?

👀 Did you witness anything you’ll NEVER forget?

📸 Got pictures? DROP ’EM.

But one (non-negotiable) Sparkled rule:

✨ CHECK THE NEGATIVITY AT THE DOOR.

If what you’re about to say isn’t going to bring some kind of benefit to somebody, their life, or this little community we’re building here…

Let it drop.

This post is for the GOOD stuff.

The memories. The people. The ridiculous s**t we’ll still be talking about six months from now.

The stuff that fuels this Sparkled heart. ❤️✨

So GIVE IT TO ME.

What did I miss? What happened when Sparkles wasn’t looking?! 👀😂

Because apparently we’re not just making drinks around here anymore…

We’re making lore.

And frankly?

Lore brings people together.

I’m here for it. ✨

It doesn’t matter why you came…

Stay long enough, though, and you become part of “it”.

Drinks get finished.

Nights end.

The lore lives forever.

ALL my love,
— Sparkles ✨

(and the Mansion, which—it is important to note—currently has NO legal representation regarding anything Sparkles just, or honestly EVER, said.) 😂

09/20/2026

09/19/2026

🚨🎸✨ SPARKLES HERE WITH NEWS FROM THE SQUARE! ✨🎸🚨

We are officially about ONE HOUR from the Mansion opening and only FIVE HOURS from GENERATIONS APART ROCKING THE SQUARE! 🤘🏼🔥

I don’t know about y’all, but I AM EXCITED.

Dixie and I will be back behind the bar slinging drinks like only we can. 🍻✨

And after the absolute CHAOS y’all brought us last night?

Hear me out…

LET’S DO IT AGAIN. 😈

Grab your friends.
Grab your family.
Grab that one friend who says, “I don’t know if I’m going out tonight.”

YES THEY ARE.

Do whatever you need to do to GET YOURSELF TO THE SQUARE TONIGHT.

Let’s fill this place up and show Generations Apart exactly how the Square (and Sparkles) shows up for live music. 🎵 🎸

SEE YOU TONIGHT ON THE SQUARE! ❤️🤘🏼✨

09/18/2026

Tomorrow is gonna be killer Colonel Murphy's Music & Events with Generations Apart!!!

09/18/2026

Wisconsin ice cream 🍦, karaoke 🎤, and Finnegan! 🐶

People (and pups) making friends! This is what it’s all about!

Come see us! ❤️🤟🏼

09/18/2026

🚨🎙️✨ SPARKLES HERE WITH BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MANSION PORCH! ✨🎙️🚨

Apparently Dixie & Sparkles have microphones now.

This seems like a terrible idea.

Naturally, we’ve decided to proceed. 😂

IMPROMPTU KARAOKE ON THE SQUARE. RIGHT NOW.

No plans.
No warning.
Questionable talent.

✨ MAXIMUM PORCH DEGENERACY. ✨

Drop what you’re doing, grab your people, and GET TO THE MANSION.

Like… NOWWWWWW. 🎤🪩

DIXIE & SPARKLES ARE ON THE SQUARE. ✨

P.S. Requests accepted. Good judgment is not. 😂

09/17/2026

🍻THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE MANSION! 🎯

Guess who’s back behind the bar?!

SPARKLES 💜🍸

The darts will be flying.
The drinks will be pouring.
The Knuckleheads will be knuckleheading.
And Sparkles will be doing what Sparkles does best:

Pouring drinks, keeping lore, and supervising the chaos. 😂

Come see me! I’ll be on the Mansion side holding things down from 5pm til the chaos naturally fizzles out.

🎯 Dart Club Thursday 🎯
Darts start flying around 7:30pm
$10 to join

🥘 Weekend Food Special 🥘 $14
Garlic Parm Pierogi Bowl-
Fried pierogi, chopped chicken, garlic parmesan sauce, bacon, & scallions.

🍻 Happy Hour (5pm-7pm) 🍻
$1 off bottled b**r
$5 Orange Crushes
$6 Margarita

Come see me, you beautiful people! Cause Sparkled Mansion Thursday’s are BACK!

Can’t wait to see you tonight on the square!
🤟🏼❤️

- Sparkles ✨

09/17/2026

🍺🍺Thirsty Thursday 🍺🍺
Come in, relax, & drink a cold one! 🍻🍻🍻

‼️🎯Dart Night at Stoners Mansion House🎯‼️
$10 to join
Random Teams
Darts Start flying at 7:30pm

Happy Hour(s) 5-7pm!
$5 Orange Crushes 🍊
$6 Fresh Margaritas 🍹
$1.00 off all bottled b**r 🍻

Chefs Special: Garlic Parm Pierogi Bowl- fried pierogi, chopped chicken, garlic parm sauce, bacon, scallions $14

Also available 6-packs to go.
11 Beers on Tap!!

Thank you for your continued support.


Check out our other places & pages:
Hotel- https://stonersmansionhouse.com/
Restaurant- Stoners On The Square
Music & Events Venue- Colonel Murphy's Music & Events

In The Footsteps Of History Prominently located on the square in Historic Mercersburg, Pennsylvania, Stoner’s Mansion House features a boutique hotel, a spacious music and events venue, and a friendly tavern. Locally known as “The Jewelbox Of Franklin County,” Mercersburg is listed on the Nati...