08/15/2015
Dear Diary,
So I went to jail. Yeah I know what your thinkin le***an heaven right ugh no ma'am. It was definitely not. I would rather give felatio than to even look at one more vaginal afro. And when your in the shower with 5 other straight chicks who haven't been laid in a while but haven't missed the crack pipe either, it is not a fun event. They go out of the way to make it known that they want some action with the obvious l***o....lol..I still have nightmares.
On to the point...while I was incarcerated I was watching the news and low and behold GAY MARRIAGW IS LEGALIZED NATION FU***NG WIDE! well I was definitely shocked but so excited. This is a huge step in US history and I witnessed it. Well as I was marveling in this feat my bunk mate put her arm around me and said well now u and urban fiance can be legally married aren't you excited?? Which one I asked? Omfg!!! Then it dawned on me, how many chicks had I promised I'd marry as soon as gay marriage was legal. F**k my life. I'm screwed now. Lol. So how many other fellow le***ans are now in trouble bc they made a promise they thought was impossible that has now been made possible. Lol. We need to get l***o nation. No more first date and a uhaul bc now that physics crazy ex can own all urban s**t and get alimony. The divorce rate just went up but so did the marriage rate in Augusta,Ga this year!!! It's time to settle down and get right....
Who is with me???
