Saretto

09/11/2026

Looking for an experienced bartender. Please message us if you’re interested or know someone looking.

09/09/2026

🎤😂 COMEDY RETURNS TO SARETTO! 😂🎤

Get ready, Martinsburg — Saturday, September 19th, we’re bringing another night of dinner, drinks & BIG laughs to Saretto!

🔥 HEADLINER: BRAD LOWERY 🔥

Brad has been seen on HBO, Comedy Central, Def Comedy Jam, The Apollo Comedy Hour, Caroline’s Comedy Hour & Star Search — and has opened for comedy legends including Chris Rock, Tommy Davidson & Adam Sandler!

📅 Saturday, September 19th
⏰ Showtime: 8PM
📍 Saretto Italian Restaurant
109 N Queen St • Downtown Martinsburg, WV

🍝 Come early, enjoy dinner and drinks, then stick around for a night of stand-up comedy!

⚠️ Reservations are HIGHLY recommended.
📲 Call or DM us to reserve your table.

Good Food. Great Company. BIG Laughs. 🇮🇹🍷😂

08/29/2026

08/20/2026

This Saturday! Make your reservations now!

😂🎤 MARTINSBURG… YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT JUST GOT FUNNIER! 🎤😂

Comedy returns to Saretto on Saturday, August 22nd, and this month we’re bringing in Bill Monaghan!

Bill has worked stages including the DC Improv, Magooby’s Joke House, and more—and now he’s headed to downtown Martinsburg for a night of great food, strong drinks, and questionable amounts of laughter. 😂🍷🍝

Think of it as dinner and therapy… except the pasta is better, the drinks are stronger, and nobody asks how your childhood made you feel. 🤣

🎤 BILL MONAGHAN
📅 Saturday, August 22nd
⏰ Showtime: 8 PM
📍 Saretto
109 N Queen St • Martinsburg, WV

🍝 Come early for dinner.
🍷 Have a couple drinks.
😂 Stay for the comedy.
🤦‍♂️ Make questionable decisions afterward—we’ve done our part.

Reserve your table now! Seating is limited and our comedy nights can fill up quickly.

🌐 SarettoWV.com

Tag the friend who REALLY needs a night out. 👇😂

08/14/2026

This weekends special! Live jazz duo tonight with dinner!

08/11/2026

😂🎤 MARTINSBURG… YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT JUST GOT FUNNIER! 🎤😂

Comedy returns to Saretto on Saturday, August 22nd, and this month we’re bringing in Bill Monaghan!

Bill has worked stages including the DC Improv, Magooby’s Joke House, and more—and now he’s headed to downtown Martinsburg for a night of great food, strong drinks, and questionable amounts of laughter. 😂🍷🍝

Think of it as dinner and therapy… except the pasta is better, the drinks are stronger, and nobody asks how your childhood made you feel. 🤣

🎤 BILL MONAGHAN
📅 Saturday, August 22nd
⏰ Showtime: 8 PM
📍 Saretto
109 N Queen St • Martinsburg, WV

🍝 Come early for dinner.
🍷 Have a couple drinks.
😂 Stay for the comedy.
🤦‍♂️ Make questionable decisions afterward—we’ve done our part.

Reserve your table now! Seating is limited and our comedy nights can fill up quickly.

🌐 SarettoWV.com

Tag the friend who REALLY needs a night out. 👇😂

08/05/2026

🍝 This Weekend at Saretto 🍷🎷

Treat yourself to an unforgettable weekend of incredible food, live music, and authentic Italian flavors!

🎶 Friday Night: Enjoy our Live Jazz Duo during dinner and kick off your weekend the right way.

✨ Weekend Special (Friday & Saturday):
Chicken Parmesan – Only $20
A hand-breaded chicken breast, perfectly crisp and topped with our fresh house-made marinara, melted mozzarella, and fresh basil, served over your choice of pasta.

One bite, and you’ll know why this Italian classic never goes out of style. ❤️🇮🇹

Gather your friends, enjoy the music, and let us do the cooking.

📍 Saretto – Downtown Martinsburg

🌐 Reserve your table online at: SarettoWV.com

We can’t wait to serve you! 🍷🍽️

07/18/2026

🚨 Tonight’s the night! 🚨

Need a break from the news, your boss, your in-laws, or just your own life choices? We’ve got you covered.

Join us tonight at Saretto for an evening of laughs with headliner Greg Henderson! Grab dinner, your favorite drink, and let Greg do what he does best—make everyone else the punchline.

🎤 Comedy Night at Saretto
📅 Tonight
🕗 Showtime: 8:00 PM

Warning: Side effects may include sore cheeks from laughing, snorting unexpectedly, and texting your friends, “You should’ve come!”

Come hungry. Leave happy. Laugh until your dessert burns off a few calories (we’re pretty sure that’s how it works).