03/12/2020
Regretfully, with the ongoing spread of the recent iteration of the Coronavirus, the County Road 7 Spa, Speakeasy, and Shooting Range is on restrictions.
Unless you have the ability to actually see and shoot the organisms in the air that make up the Coronavirus, the shooting range is closed to you.
The spa is still open, but has been drained and refilled with a mixture of peroxide and bleach. It's a little hard on the eyes, sinuses, and undercarriage, but still produces a very pleasant soak if you're so inclined.
The Speakeasy portion of our establishment is still open with no restrictions, because there are no viruses in the world that can stand up to the kind of cocktails which we produce down there.
Thanks for taking your time to read this... Now go wash your hands.