Dumb Bartender Society

Dumb Bartender Society Some people are too dumb to do anything else in life. This is a support group for all of you drug addicted, alcohol abusing, miscreants.

Created for failures of life for other failures of life.

10/30/2017

One of the Dumbest Bartenders is retiring this Friday in Lyons CO at Pizza Bar 66. Go get weird! Party will be rocking at 10pm.

04/30/2017

I had a lady last night who was upset her newly opened bottle of prosecco "wasn't bubbly enough." This was at a charity event...... I wanted to remind her there's children in Flint Michigan who can't drink the poison water that pours out of the taps in their homes.. Instead I just called her nasty names under my breath.

If ya don't know , now ya know.... Dummies! 1st Upslope Brewing Company beer is free for all Restaurant Industry folk!
04/27/2017

If ya don't know , now ya know.... Dummies! 1st Upslope Brewing Company beer is free for all Restaurant Industry folk!

Next Monday! Free rides from The Dickens Tavern at 7:30pm!!!!
04/25/2017

Next Monday! Free rides from The Dickens Tavern at 7:30pm!!!!

04/03/2017

Hey Dummies, our meeting is tonight at 430 Main St. Lyons CO. Bus is up and running providing drunk transport to Longmont. See you tonight at 8pm.

Just one more Friday night...... (Be thinking about what du***ss person you want to dedicate your karaoke song to.)
03/31/2017

Just one more Friday night...... (Be thinking about what du***ss person you want to dedicate your karaoke song to.)

Behold.... The trifecta of awfulness... Friday Night, St.Patrick's Day, a Trump Presidency.... God speed my friends.
03/17/2017

Behold.... The trifecta of awfulness... Friday Night, St.Patrick's Day, a Trump Presidency.... God speed my friends.

03/01/2017

Next meeting is 3/6 at Pizza Bar 66. Free Greek buffet and The Coteries band start at 8pm. Spread the word , dummies.

Drunks are the same way...
02/15/2017

Drunks are the same way...

02/08/2017

Next Meeting is March 6th. Be there, or be that as***le that hears about how much fun everyone else had..... That's how the saying goes, right??

02/06/2017

Meeting is tonight at Pizza Bar 66. Shuttle picking up at The Dickens Tavern starting at 7pm. Good luck putting on your Velcro shoes correctly you dummies....

Good luck out there today kids.... I feel the way the passengers on the Titanic would have felt had they known how great...
02/05/2017

Good luck out there today kids.... I feel the way the passengers on the Titanic would have felt had they known how great their day was going to end.....(maybe that's a little overly dramatic... But still..."f**k.")

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PO Box 2592
Lyons, CO
80540

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