07/19/2019
You heard it right, Bucknuts! The Buckhorn, through sleet and rain, and dark of night, through flood and fire, against the very forces of nature itself....has stayed the tide, endured the tempest, slung the heavy mug of brotherhood into the very maw of that which would prevent us, has been part of your community for 6 years, come Sunday, that is...... if we make it to Saturday, that is---- might be nothing left but a raisin, and a dark spot on the pavement....where I cooked my eggs....and unleavened bread,..... and turned into a raisin, its, like, that hot.
We are going to hang some patio cooling equipment so you can hang out with us with your favorite casserole (or hot dish if you are afflicted with midwesternity) that you made to show off to your friends.
See? It's going to be that kind of thing again.
A POT LUCK EVENT, WITH A GRILL FOR YOU TO HEAT YOUR VEGAN TOFU DOGS! Or, any assorted meats, fish, veggies, or fungus you find delectable.....who am I to judge, chopped liver? I'd rather be it than try to grill it, ---- just sayin.
Anywhoo, gonna kick off at 3, and gradually accumulate momentum, till we reach escape velocity, and blow this taco stand. Ooooh, you CAN grill tacos, and sloths, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals...... and feast . Monty Python made me say it and I'm stickin to it..
And, if you just can't pry yourself off of the vinyl .... if there was a flood, a fire, if you had a flat tire and just can't make it to the church on time.... Well, we would still like to thank you all, for sharing this very special little brewery with us, for being our community, our people, our friends over the last 6 years!!! We wouldn't have done this without you!!! Thanks for taking us into your hearts, your homes, and your livers.
Oh, and by the way, bucknuts are exceptional. Ask any buck.
Seeyasoon!