The Salty Beaver

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06/02/2026

Come on out to The Salty Beaver for some trivia fun. Mill City Entertainment is collaborating with MC Andy D's quest to stump your mind. Bring the kids you may need their assistance on some of the questions. Starting a little after 7pm. See you soon!

🦫🍔 GET SOME TAIL TUESDAY! 🍔🦫Why settle for an ordinary burger when you can Get Some Tail?🔥 TUESDAY SMASH BURGER SPECIAL ...
06/02/2026

🦫🍔 GET SOME TAIL TUESDAY! 🍔🦫

Why settle for an ordinary burger when you can Get Some Tail?

🔥 TUESDAY SMASH BURGER SPECIAL – BEAVER TAIL 🔥

A juicy CHEESEBURGER smash burger stacked with flavor and served with your choice of:
🍟 Beer Battered Fries
🍠 Sweet Potato Fries
🥔 Tots

For just $11!

Whether you're escaping work, dodging adult responsibilities, or just craving something worth talking about, we've got the tail you're looking for.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include smiling, happy dances, and suddenly becoming a regular.

📍 The Salty Beaver
⏰ Tuesday Only

Come hungry. Get Some Tail. Leave Happy.

🦫🍔🔥

05/28/2026

The BEAV will open at NOON today. We just need a little more time this morning!! Thanks for your understanding!

BEAVER SLAP SMASH BURGER SPECIAL $131/4LB SMASH BURGERBACON • CHEDDAR • PICKLES • LETTUCE • TOMATO • BURGER SAUCECHOICE...
05/28/2026

BEAVER SLAP SMASH BURGER SPECIAL $13

1/4LB SMASH BURGER
BACON • CHEDDAR • PICKLES • LETTUCE • TOMATO • BURGER SAUCE

CHOICE OF FRIES OR TOTS

“Hits harder than a beaver tail on a canoe at 2am.”

COME GET SLAPPED.

🐴🌲 HAPPY TRAILS WEDNESDAY AT THE BEAV 🌲🐴Saddle up, wander in, and pretend tomorrow isn’t real.Cold drinks, hot food, and...
05/27/2026

🐴🌲 HAPPY TRAILS WEDNESDAY AT THE BEAV 🌲🐴

Saddle up, wander in, and pretend tomorrow isn’t real.

Cold drinks, hot food, and vibes somewhere between campfire cowboy and raccoon behind a gas station. 🔥🦝

Come get rowdy with us. Or at least mildly unhinged.

05/27/2026

🧠🍻 TRIVIA NIGHT AT THE BEAV STARTS SOON 🍻🧠

7PM–9PM
ALL AGES WELCOME

Come scream “I KNOW THIS ONE” before immediately being humbled by a question about 1800s boat law. 🚢

Bring your smartest friends, your dumbest friends, or that one cryptid who’s weirdly good at geography.

Cold drinks. Hot fries. Absolutely reckless confidence

05/21/2026

Wednesday Karaoke night at The Salty Beaver. Starts at 5pm. Mill City Entertainment will be supplying all your karaoke songs as KJ Uncle J hosts it along. This is a family friendly event so make it a family night. We will see you at 5pm. 🎶 🎤

05/19/2026

What’s going on this fine TUESDAY down at the BEAV?!!

Address

1202 Commerce Avenue
Longview, WA
98632

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 9pm
Tuesday 11am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 11am - 9pm

Telephone

+13605162328

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