05/31/2026
🌞 Rise ’n’ Rebel, Lodi.
It’s going to be a great day, which means it’s officially time to say:
“I need some ME time.”
So listen closely:
Skip the yard work — the grass will still be there tomorrow.
Let the dog walk itself — it knows the route better than you anyway.
And for F$ #@’s sake, keep the vacuum in the closet — it’s Sunday, not a hostage situation.
🍻 Come down to The T Room instead.
Relax.
Have a drink.
Play some trivia.
Stop thinking about Monday like it’s hiding in the bushes.
And to the two hotties at the pickleball court this morning…
“How you doin’.”
Swing by after your match — CPC’s got a famous Bloody with your names on it… on him.