KickAss Drinks

KickAss Drinks Just a couple of asses that want to be the life of the party!

Had a lady ring my me on my hoof phone and say she needed a cute little ass for a photoshoot. Even though the weather wa...
05/12/2021

Had a lady ring my me on my hoof phone and say she needed a cute little ass for a photoshoot. Even though the weather was crummy I said mom come on we gotta give the people what we want. - Cardi C

Do you have a party coming up and want to add a little spark? Just ask and we can haul ass to you.
10/17/2020

Do you have a party coming up and want to add a little spark? Just ask and we can haul ass to you.

Yo, I’m OnSet, Cardi C’s baby daddy! We met in a lush green pasture and it was LOVE at first bray. We are the perfect dr...
10/16/2020

Yo, I’m OnSet, Cardi C’s baby daddy! We met in a lush green pasture and it was LOVE at first bray. We are the perfect drink serving team and guys if you are trying to pick up a chick I am your wing man! I am here to serve you cold drinks and make sure you have a good ass time!

Hey, I’m Cardi C the main girl here at Kick Ass Drinks. I prefer long naps in the sun, belly scratches and all of the co...
10/14/2020

Hey, I’m Cardi C the main girl here at Kick Ass Drinks. I prefer long naps in the sun, belly scratches and all of the cookies in the jar! If you hire me to come to your event I can just be dressed up or I can pack around drinks for your guests too. I love selfies and scratches so your guests can get a picture with the best ass they’ve ever seen!

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