05/25/2026
On this episode of “I Am Old” 😂🍒
So I’m bartending a baby shower yesterday and this young lady — couldn’t have been more than 12 — walks up to the bar and confidently says, “Can I get a Shirley Temple… and make it a double.” 😭
I paused and asked her, “Did you have a tough week?”
She looked me dead in my soul and said, “Yes.” 🤣
Baby… life is life-ing EARLY these days.