09/06/2026
🎤 SEPTEMBER AT THE PARROT 🎤
POLK COUNTY… WE’RE BRINGING THE LAUGHS!
This month, The Parrot is becoming your weekday comedy destination! 😂🔥
We’ve got FULL FRONTAL COMEDY, STAND-UP OPEN MICS, SPECIAL GUESTS, AND MORE coming your way.
And here’s the best part…
EVERY SINGLE COMEDY EVENT IS FREE!
THAT’S RIGHT — $0 COVER!
So seriously…
WHY WOULD YOU NOT COME OUT?
WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE NOW? 😏
You don’t have to spend a fortune to have a great night.
Come grab a drink, bring your friends, laugh your ass off and check out some of the funniest talent coming through Polk County.
And when Sunday rolls around…
💃 SIP • SLAY • SASHAY
EVERY SUNDAY • 2 PM
Drag • Dancing • Day Drinks • Big Vibes
🍾 Mimosa Specials
🍺 B**r Bucket Specials
🎤 Karaoke on the Patio when the weather cooperates
SEPTEMBER IS PACKED.
THE EVENTS ARE FREE.
THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOURSELF.
📍 THE PARROT BAR
1030 E. Main St. • Lakeland, FL 33801
21+ • ID Required
🦜 SO… WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE NOW?