Docknockers Original

05/23/2026

🚨🌴 DOCKNOCKERS JUST DROPPED A NEW MENU 🌴🚨

And honestly… this menu has more personality than most people at the lake.

We got:
🦀 crab everything
🍤 giant a*z shrimp
🌮 tacos that slap
🪣 “Just Say Bucket” because baskets are for quitters
🌭 a whole section called “LOOK AT MY WIENER” because maturity is not on the menu

PLUS:
🔥 seafood
🔥 smoke
🔥 chaos
🔥 questionable life choices with incredible flavor

Come hungry. Leave slightly concerned about yourself.

From lobster rolls and crab cakes to vi****or races and NasCrab Family Show nights… Docknockers continues its mission of being the lakes most delicious HR violation. 🍻💀

Tag your crew and tell us what you’re ordering first 👇

05/20/2026

Paging everyone who owned a blow-up chair, frosted tips, or a mixtape labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.” 🚨📼

Docknockers is going FULL 90’s feral Tuesday night with DJ Mikey J spinning the jams that raised us and probably caused at least half our emotional damage. 💃🔥

Bust out the windbreakers, Neon Shirts, MC Hanmer pants , Spiked Hair, and let’s not forget Aqua Net!!

Best 90’s fit wins prizes… and eternal lake glory. 🍻

05/20/2026

Docknockers has your back

…and you know what that means… 👀🍻

✅ F**k-It Buckets
✅ Vi****or Races
✅ Entertainment
✅ Ice cold drinks
✅ Bad decisions with a lake view
✅ And a whole lot more chaos headed your way

Docknockers is officially in full summer mode starting TOMORROW — OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK. ☀️

If you were looking for peaceful and relaxing… you probably took a wrong turn somewhere. 😎🌊

05/17/2026

05/10/2026

MOTHER’S DAY PEDAL BIKE SPECIAL 🌸🍹

Bring your children.
Bring your husband.
Bring whoever you can guilt into doing the pedaling while you sit there like the queen you are. 👑

Pedal your way into a beautiful frozen drink surprise this Mother’s Day at Docknockers

Because nothing says “we appreciate you, Mom” quite like making everyone else do the work while you sip something icy and judge their steering skills. 🚲💅

05/04/2026

🌮🔥 CINCO DE DRINKO @ DOCKNOCKER’S 🔥🌮

Quick survey before Saturday…

🚴‍♂️ Who’s getting on the BLENDER BIKE
and who’s suddenly “camera shy” the second it’s their turn??

Be honest. We already know the truth.

A) Pedaling like you’re in the Tour de Tequila
😎 Holding your drink + providing absolutely nothing to society
C) Already drunk, yelling “I GOT THIS” with zero balance

👇 DROP A, B, or C 👇

AND tag the one who’s gonna:
• fall off in slow motion
• take 47 photos and still hate all of them
• cry-laugh in the photo booth
• ask “how strong is this?” AFTER finishing it

📸 Photo Booth 6–8PM (blackmail content)
🍹 Iceberg Margaritas (dangerously confident)
🎶 Music + bad decisions

👉 Saturday = Docknockers goes FULL LOCO

If you leave with your dignity intact… you did it wrong. 🍻

11/14/2025

Party down MFR’s. We broke out the the bottles for the weekend!

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