10/16/2026
🚨🍔 BREAKING NEWS: THE STORM FAILED. THE BURGER IS BACK. AND WE NEED FOUR IDIOTS. 🍔🚨
Well, well, well…
Mother Nature thought she could shut down Mark’s 5 LB GUT BUSTER CHALLENGE. 🌪️⛈️
She wrecked our plans, delayed the competition, and gave a bunch of grown adults a few extra months to reconsider their terrible life choices.
BUT GUESS WHAT?! WE’RE BACK, BABY! 🔥
And that 5-pound monstrosity is STILL sitting there waiting to ruin somebody’s weekend.
📢 WE NEED FOUR COMPETITORS FOR ONE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
This is your LAST chance to qualify for our $1,000 CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS! 💰🏆
And let’s address the elephant in the room…
Or should we say the FIB in the room? 🤦♂️
🇮🇱 THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER DEFEAT THIS BURGER IS STILL FROM ILLINOIS.
ILLINOIS. PEOPLE.
The state that puts ketchup on its dignity and charges you tolls just to escape.
Some guy from Chicagoland walked into OUR Wisconsin bar, conquered OUR burger, and went home with bragging rights.
AND NOT ONE WISCONSINITE HAS BEEN ABLE TO SHUT HIM UP YET. 💀😂
We’ve got cheese curds in our blood, b**r in our veins, and apparently absolutely NO ONE willing to defend our state’s honor against a sandwich the size of a spare tire.
THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 🤣
🍔 MARK’S 5 LB GUT BUSTER CHALLENGE
📅 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH
⏰ 1:00 PM
📍 HOLLY’S COMO INN
🔥 FOUR COMPETITORS NEEDED!
💰 $1,000 CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS AWAIT!
🍟 FIVE POUNDS OF PURE REGRET!
🏆 ONE LAST CHANCE TO MAKE HISTORY!
Think you’re tough?
Think you’ve got an appetite?
Think you can do what nearly every other contestant couldn’t?
THEN PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
Actually, put the burger there. That’s kind of the whole problem. 😂
📩 MESSAGE US OR STOP BY HOLLY’S COMO INN TO CLAIM YOUR SPOT!
👀 SPECTATORS ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED!
Come cheer on your friends, heckle complete strangers, and watch four people discover that confidence and stomach capacity are two VERY different things.
And to our friends in Illinois…
Enjoy those bragging rights while you can.
WISCONSIN IS COMING FOR THE CROWN. 🧀🍺
Or at the very least, we’re coming for a spectacular public failure.
Either way, it’s going to be one hell of a Saturday.
🔥 THE STORM COULDN’T STOP US.
🍔 THE BURGER MIGHT.