Sanctuary LaSalle

09/15/2026

If you haven’t made it to a Slacker Trivia yet, what are you waiting for??

Trivia for the tardy, the chronically caffeinated, and the adults we’d like to give detention 🎓

Hats off to Dillon, whom we crowned as last night’s big winner 👑

And a big thanks to Tiffany, who wrote me this precious note between fits of laughter and went home last night’s runner-up, despite making me repeat questions 🤣

Next week we are talking about…football? 🏈

Catch us every Monday at (approximately) 7 ⏰We’ll see you there 💋

09/14/2026

Slacker Trivia is *tonight* SpongeBob edition starts at 7 (ish) and we’re expecting a full house 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Nervous you don’t know your Squidward from your Sandy? 🐿️ Don’t panic! Slacker Trivia is for the tardy, the chronically caffeinated, and the adults we’d like to give detention 😏 Studying? Never met her 🤓

Play for prizes, for dignity, and, yk, for fun

Plus we start a fresh darts season tonight!

Come see your championship dart team in action 🎯 (maybe they’ll let you touch the trophy 🏆)

09/11/2026

Lyrical superstars, karaoke kings and queens, backroom baddies, and redneck rockstars…

You’ve been partying in Sancty’s ballroom, scream-singing Paramore like you’re paying off a debt, dancing to Robyn like your feet are on fire, and when you’re recovering in bed Saturday mornings, Dan can still hear the echos of Johnny Cash when he’s mopping the hall 😴

Karaoke has become a part of who we are, and this fall, karaoke is leveling up 😎

We’ve got:

Brand new equipment with updated speakers and mics ✅

Competitions and prizes 🏆 Rewards for regulars 😘

And special guest hosts as we bring you epic, wildly fun experiences we hope you don’t forget 👯‍♀️

Got something you always wanted to see happen at karaoke? Consider this your suggestion box. Wanna be a part of the team carrying on the karaoke tradition? Slide 😉

AND join us tonight for Definitely (Probably) Not a Hitman AJ spinning the mics or whatever 🎙️

Party starts at 10. You’ve got your whole day to prepare. Can’t wait to see you

The Dani + Jordan show is back, babies 💋

09/09/2026

✏️ School is in session ✏️

September’s Slacker Trivia schedule looks sweet 😍

SpongeBob, football, and 🤐 a super special treat for all you spooky babes who just can’t wait for Halloween 🎃

Haven’t made a Slacker Trivia yet? Here’s the scoop:

No need to be a SpongeBob fan (or a Swiftie or Tom Brady or whatever)! Slacker Trivia is for the students who *didn’t* do their homework 😉

Monday nights at Sanctuary, starting at 7 🗓️

No fee to participate, but someone’s getting prizes 🏆 and we crown a new winner every week 👑

Wanna check it out? We’ll see you there 🤓

09/09/2026

😮‍💨 y’all comin? This event is gonna be 🔥

Got a story to tell? Join us Saturday Sept 19 for Spooky Stories: Sticky Bacon x Sanctuary Story Hour

Bring the ghost story you’ve been telling for years 👻

The creepy thing that happened to you that you’ve only told your partner 🚪

And the besties who will squeeze your hand when you start to get a little freaked out 👩🏼‍🐰‍👩🏻

We want voices, visions, specters, and the spooky true stories that keep you up nights 🌘

The rules are simple:

📖True, personal stories only
⏳3-7 minutes long
👀Told in front of our live audience
🎙️Recorded for posterity
🏆With prizes for the best stories

It’s a Sanctuary x Sticky Bacon original — catch it only at Sanctuary LaSalle 💋

09/07/2026

Labor Day babies and we are giving the Slacker Trivia crew a break 🤓

Kiss a union member 💋

Flip off a flock camera 🖕🏻

Drink beer at Sancty 🍻(the bartender here likes you 😜)

09/04/2026

Got a story to tell? Join us Saturday Sept 19 for Spooky Stories: Sticky Bacon x Sanctuary Story Hour

Bring the ghost story you’ve been telling for years 👻

The creepy thing that happened to you that you’ve only told your partner 🚪

And the besties who will squeeze your hand when you start to get a little freaked out 👩🏼‍🐰‍👩🏻

We want voices, visions, specters, and the spooky true stories that keep you up nights 🌘

The rules are simple:

📖True, personal stories only
⏳3-7 minutes long
👀Told in front of our live audience
🎙️Recorded for posterity
🏆With prizes for the best stories

It’s a Sanctuary x Sticky Bacon original — catch it only at Sanctuary LaSalle 💋

09/04/2026

💅

Sometimes it’s a love connection…sometimes it’s the end 💔

Come for the drinks, stay for the drama 😜

Karaoke every Friday night starting at 10 so you can sing your pain away — what’s your favorite breakup song??

08/27/2026

🍁🍂😮‍💨 please goddess send me sweatshirt season 🙏

Come here. We are ready to keep you cozy ☕️ and in good company 🫶🏻

08/26/2026

Kinky Bingo: August at Sanctuary is ✨tonight✨

Come get schooled with some back to school activities that’ll make your palms sweat 😉

Been watching? 👀 Wondering why a monthly themed bingo game has road shows all over the Midwest? This ain’t your gramma’s bingo — we’re bringing you a 2.5 hour live show — costumes, jokes, audience participation…and if you brought your own dauber we’ll show you exactly where to put it 😳

Join us tonight and the last Wednesday of every month at Sanctuary LaSalle 💋