Sanctuary LaSalle

06/16/2026

Summerween? 🎃👙

Join us for Paint + Sip (Sexy Skeleton 👙)

Bring your ghouls 👻

Plus: use code TOPLESS for a free Sancty sunset tee (while supplies last) 🍒

06/09/2026

Oh baseball fans! ⚾️ We goin on a bus trip 🚌

Saturday, Aug 8, meet at Sancty at 2 pm

𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘅 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝘅

$100/person includes your transportation and your ticket to the game (cashless payment available — DM us)

Bring your cooler and your comrades 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Bus is about half full. Slide 👀

06/09/2026

Oh dudes. You sweet, slobbery, eager to please golden retrievers 😜

Every year when we plan this pageant, we get dudes interested in the event but anxious about the criteria. You’re nervous about:

💪🏻 Your biceps (they’re great)

🍑 Your butt (also great!)

🍒 If I’ll make you take your shirt off for the gray sweatpants subdivision (I won’t)

🎙️ Whether you’re talented enough (you are…probably 😜)

🏀 How you’ll fill 3 minutes spinning a basketball on your index finger (this is an example — please for the love of god if you’re gonna do basketball tricks for three minutes, make it worth our while)

🎤What spooky questions I’m gonna ask you during the interview (🫢 I’ll never tell)

It’s for FUN. Sanctuary LaSalle is owned and operated by women — the majority of our staff is women and we spend a lot of energy creating an environment that is safe and comfortable for everyone 🫶🏻

This? It’s our response to bikini contests 👙

Dudey Pageant 3.0 Register now. I promise to be nice (ish) to you 💋

📸 The Dude (in the wild)

06/08/2026

Oh I’m dying to see ✨twenty✨ of you participate in the tomfoolery I’ve got planned for this year’s pageant 👀

Dudes, this is your call to 💪🏻 arms 💪🏻

Come march (or prance — whatever) across the Sanctuary stage. Show us your talents. Bring your best sweatpants. And walk away with $250 in your pocket (and my good graces 🙏)

Drop a comment if you’re interested and let me talk you into it 💋

Jotform here: https://form.jotform.com/260604596957066

06/05/2026

The only bingo with safe words 💋

Join us next time for Star-Spangled S***s (Kinky Bingo at Sanctuary) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

06/04/2026

Pride was a riot ✊🏻
Joy is resistance 🖤
None of us is free until all of us are free 🌈

06/03/2026

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Oscar Wilde said: “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." 😍

Good advice for 🌈Pride🌈 month and always. Check out this incredible program from our friends at the library 📚

At 6pm on June 17th, join us for "Friends of Dorothy, a Herstory of Q***r Voices Throughout Literature," a delightfully unhinged retrospective of the many q***r voices that shaped literature as we know it today, such as Oscar Wilde, James Baldwin, Ancient Greek Poet Sappho, and many more.

This presentation is free and open to the public, no registration necessary.

06/02/2026

😳 June boutta be *entirely* out of control 🧨

Catch us celebrating 🌈Pride🌈, the 🌞 solstice🌞, summer break🍉, warm weather, some kind of basketball 🏀 situation apparently, AND watch sweat fly off the glistening bodies of After Dark Wrestling’s stars 🥵

Plus we’ve got karaoke every Friday and some tricks up our sleeves for the rest of this summer 🤫

Mark your calendars…don’t miss our June schedule of events 💋

06/02/2026

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Happy Pride pookies 😘