Round Table Tavern

02/17/2024

Dammit Joe has gone to Heaven, but will be sorely missed here on Earth. He was at the Tavern regularly over the past eight years (even longer with prior owner) and most every holiday. He was honest, dependable, meticulous, hard working and trustworthy. Joe loved his family, was a proud Vietnam era Army veteran, an avid biker and a Nascar enthusiast. Deepest condolences to his siblings, extended family and many friends. Final arrangements at Allen Funeral Home in Hurricane on Wednesday - 12-1 PM Viewing and 1 PM Service. Please keep Joe’s family and friends in your prayers during this difficult time.

02/09/2024

The trouble with the truth is the failure to accept it. You repeatedly cheated, lied about it, & broke up with me. But I am the villain here & anyone who communicates with me is barred for life. Glad your hobby girls & all on your payroll still believe your lies. But I know better. Sending your buddy to grill me at karaoke was bad enough - not very bright when he asked my friend if she was me instead of waiting for me to get called up to sing. But when your mentally challenged sister asks if she should buy me a Christmas gift after a year the answer is simply no - no explanation necessary. You know she never had my phone number (just like I no longer have yours) so telling her to ask me is just cruel. She showed up at my house unannounced, got my phone number so she could call first next time, spent 3-1/2 hours telling me about you accusing her of sh****ng in the master bathroom at your mother’s house (where you stay when not hobbying here or in Clarksburg), and now calls & texts me constantly. You are just the gift that keeps on giving. As someone with intimate knowledge of your hobbies you are pressing your luck. Hate that it comes down to this but this is your final warning. Just cease & desist & live with the stupid choices you make. I am done with your drama Pinocchio Pl***oy.

10/22/2023

Getting Don Richards (724) 718-4685 to do your bidding - PRICELESS!

01/21/2023

The truth hurts. Every bar has a Norm. Come & see ours. Unlike TV Norm she is a nasty drunk. She and her daughter are mean to other customers for their own entertainment. She gets free bar chips from her daughter so her money is all spent in the back corner. She supports hobbies by the end of the night if you’re brave and feeling lucky. She might be sleeping in her car after last call if you’re running late.

01/16/2023

Come down & swallow some cold ones! New cooler delivered today after Madds overstocked & broke 5 year old cooler night before New Year’s Eve. If only kids would concentrate on job instead of cell phone texting, photographing customers & gossiping with Mom while on the clock at work! Costly for a kid who works so few hours!

01/11/2023

Get drunk and get lucky! Married or single. No scruples here; management and like-minded staff vehemently defend “hobbies” and deny until they die. So don’t worry about your partner; there’s a sucker born every minute. Grab a notch for your belt buckle and then pass them on.

12/27/2022

Cat’s out of the bag. Give your liver a break from the tequila, fireball and moonshine and drink cold beer at the tavern instead.

Steer clear of the desperate drunk gold diggers who sleep with your partner (while treating you like s**t for their indiscretions) and you’ll be fine. Truly great people there too.

Special shout out to Madd for your repeated support of this group. Instead of getting fired for starting a fight with a customer you get a bonus and you earned it. Customers can turn to you for what they can and can not talk about (based on what you think you heard) and that service is unique to your “work” at the tavern.

Best wishes in 2023 to the 643 followers of this original bar page and Happy New Year. Stay tuned for more posts as management supports all marketing of the business.

11/24/2022

Happy Thanksgiving! Grateful for your patronage!

11/21/2022

The Round Table Tavern will close at 6:00 PM on Monday, November 21 and will reopen on at 11:00 AM on Wednesday, November 23.

11/18/2022

07/12/2022

So bad for business, but some small minds need to project their own miserable lives on everyone around them.