08/25/2026
5 DAYS TILL W***Y FEST!
Saturday, August 29th, W***ys Still we're fixin' to turn 2 blocks north of the middle of nowhere into the middle of absolutely EVERYTHING.
Tess & Company 1–4 PM
Burn N' Bush 4–7 PM @ YUR MOM'S
That's right… spend your afternoon at Yur Mom's watching Burn N Bush. Try explaining that sentence to Grandma.
TH3RD L3VEL 7–11 PM
When the sun goes down, TH3RD L3VEL TAKES OVER and we're sending W***y Fest straight off the rails.
Taco Dan will be there feeding the hungry, the drunk, and the people who suddenly realize tacos are a survival tool.
5 DAYS TO GO.
Hydrate now.
Stretch something.
Lower your standards.
Because W***Y FEST AIN'T COMIN' QUIETLY