09/26/2014
RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR REVIEW: GROTTO
Last evening I met an old, OLD friend of mine for happy hour at Grotto. No, she's not old... our friendship is old! We go way back to the good ol' days when Enron ruled this land and we were invincible, changing the world for good. Now, we just look forward to the next happy hour get-together and try to save the world in different ways (Quick! Save that grape juice TRAPPED in that bottle!!!) :-P
So Grotto, in the Galleria area at the corner of Westheimer & 610... has happy hour deals every Monday - Friday from 4-7pm at the bar or on the patio only. This is GENIUS my friends!!! Instead of heading home after work, go sit on the patio (especially now that the weather is beautiful), watch the sunset behind the Williams Tower, enjoy happy hour prices you can count on one finger, listen to the angry traffic jams and toast to bacchus, thankful you're sitting here and not in that mess (beep beep! honnnnk! middle finger...) :o
One problem, and perhaps it's just me... While the waitstaff was RIDICULOUSLY friendly, calling me by my first name, patient and helpful, smiling and courteous... they know NOTHING about wine! I asked their "sommelier" about the Sant' Elena Chardonnay from Friuli (that's north-eastern Italy), thinking it would be perfectly light, acidic and crisp for drinking out on the patio on a warm September evening in Houston watching the sunset. The Sommelier - again, while adorable, sweet, cute, nice, calling me by my first name in his peppered accent - assured me that this Chardonnay was from California. When I pointed out that the menu says it's from Friuli, he says - again, in his adorableness - "Yes, it IS very *fruity*." I respond politely, of course (if anyone has ever been with me at a restaurant when the waiter or sommelier is speaking to me about their wine, you know that I am very respectable, non-snobbish in the least, right?), "No, I believe Friuli is a region in Italy known for their crisp white wines." Short of asking to bring the bottle to my table, I always have a back-up wine to order which requires no questions. I go for the Gavi and order a bottle with no further banter. It was perfect for the setting and occasion, and at $31 a bottle, did not break the bank. It's not going to win any awards, but it paired wonderfully with our fried calamari appetizer at only $6. Cheap cheap cheap! :)
This type of thing happens quite often. I'd say 9 times out of 10 at a Houston restaurant, it is assumed by the waiter or sommelier that I know NOTHING about wine. And in his or her defense, 9 times out of 10 they are probably right about their client. If I did not know anything about wine, my experience at Grotto last night would have been ABSOLUTE PERFECTION and would have received two enthusiastic thumbs up from me. I can not say enough about the service and hospitality. But, with the little snafu with the wine, accent or no accent, I am going to have to take away one of those thumbs.
REVIEW: ONE THUMB UP - TRY IT NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN THE AREA AND WOULD RATHER SIT OUT RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC