Outhouse Saloon

10/22/2026

🔥♠️ THIRSTY THURSDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE… WHERE THE TEQUILA FLOWS & THE TROUBLE GROWS! 😂🍻

🚨 WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE FULL BELLIES, EMPTY WALLETS & QUESTIONABLE FRIDAY MORNING DECISIONS! 🤣🔥

Thursday is basically Friday's wild little sister, and she's ready to PARTY! 💃🍹 We've got tequila, sizzling steaks, cold b**r, and a chance to win some CASH! 💰♠️

☀️ ASHLEY IS RUNNING THE DAY SHIFT!
Our girl Ashley is behind the bar 11AM–7PM, keeping the drinks cold and the attitudes adjusted! 😜🍻

🍹 HAPPY HOUR: 11AM–6PM!

🌙🔥 DOUBLE TROUBLE TAKES OVER AT 7PM!
KK & Maddison are teaming up from 7PM–CLOSE! 💃💋 These two have enough sass to make your grandma blush and enough personality to turn an ordinary Thursday into a whole weekend's worth of stories! 😂🍹

🥩🍗 STEAK & CHICKEN NIGHT WITH JEFF COX!
Our grill master Jeff is firing up the grill out back! 🔥🤤

🥩 Steak Dinner – $28
🍗 Chicken Dinner – $18
🥔 Served with loaded mashed potatoes & green beans!

Come hungry because nobody wants to make bad decisions on an empty stomach! 🤣 Available until sold out!

♠️💰 ACE OF SPADES DRAWING AT 9PM!

🎟️ Danyel starts selling tickets around 7:30PM!
💵 5 TICKETS FOR $20!
💰 $500 GUARANTEED IF YOUR TICKET IS DRAWN!
♠️ Pick that ACE OF SPADES and you could walk away with EVEN MORE! 💸🔥

Somebody's gotta win… and your lucky butt might just be NEXT! 😂♠️

🥃🔥 $4 JOSE CUERVO ALL DAY LONG!
Because Thursday without tequila is just Monday wearing a fake mustache! 🤣🍋‍🟩

🚨 YOUR THURSDAY CHECKLIST:
🍻 Cold drinks? CHECK!
🥩 Delicious dinner? CHECK!
💃 Sassy bartenders? DOUBLE CHECK!
♠️ Chance to win CASH? YOU BET!
😂 A good excuse to call in late Friday? We're staying out of that one! 🤣

🤠🍻 GET YOUR BUTT TO THE OUTHOUSE!
Come thirsty, bring your favorite troublemakers, and leave your boring Thursday plans at home!

🔥 GOOD DRINKS • GREAT FOOD • BIG MONEY • WILD TIMES! 🔥

📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
🍻 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE… WHERE EVEN THURSDAYS HAVE A WILD SIDE! ♠️🔥

10/21/2026

🥃🔥 WH***EY WEDNESDAY — BECAUSE ADULTING IS OVERRATED & WE'RE ALL JUST WINGING IT! 🔥🥃
🚨 Congratulations, you beautiful hot messes! You've officially made it halfway through the week without quitting your job, losing your mind, or ending up on the evening news! 🤣👏
THAT CALLS FOR $4 WELL WH***EY ALL DAMN DAY! 🥃🔥
☀️ CHEYENNE | 11AM–7PM She's kicking off the daytime shenanigans with ice-cold drinks, plenty of sass, and FREE therapy sessions! 😂 Just remember, she's a bartender, not a licensed professional… so take her advice at your own risk! 😜🍻
🍹 HAPPY HOUR | 11AM–6PM Because nothing screams "I've got my life together" like sitting on a barstool at 2PM discussing everybody else's problems! 🤣💃
🌙 MADDISON | 7PM–CLOSE Then Maddison rolls in to take over the circus! 🎪🔥 She's pouring wh***ey, serving attitude, and listening to the same people who said "I'm only having ONE" three hours ago! 😂🥃
WE ALL KNOW THAT'S THE BIGGEST LIE TOLD AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🤣🤣
🚨 TODAY'S SURVIVAL GUIDE: 🚨
🥃 $4 WELL WH***EY — ALL DAY!
🍹 HAPPY HOUR — 11AM–6PM
☀️ CHEYENNE — 11AM–7PM
🌙 MADDISON — 7PM–CLOSE
So grab your favorite bad influence, park your butt on a barstool, and come tell us why your week has already gone straight to hell! 😂🔥
Because let's face it… we're all just overgrown toddlers with bills, back problems, and a questionable sense of humor! 🤣🥃
📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🔥
Where the wh***ey is cheap, the sarcasm is FREE, and your business becomes everybody's business by the second round! 🤣🥃💃

10/20/2026

🔥🍹 TIPSY TUESDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🍹🔥
Tuesday needs a personality… and we’ve got just the crew to give it one! 😂🍻
☀️ DOMINIQUE is serving cold drinks and hot gossip from 11AM–7PM! 🍹 Happy Hour: 11AM–6PM 🌙 KK takes over 7PM–CLOSE, keeping the laughs loud and the shenanigans rolling!
🌶️🍬 $4 MEXICAN CANDY SHOTS ALL DAY! A little sweet, a little spicy—just like your favorite troublemakers! 😜🔥
Round up your crew and trade that to-do list for a barstool! 🎉
📍 Outhouse Saloon See You at the Outhouse! 🤠🍺

10/19/2026

😴🐌 MONDAY GOT YOU FEELING LIKE A SLOTH ON VA**UM... OR MAYBE JUST A SLOTH? 😂
If you're already wondering how you ended up with a 9-to-5 and not a Netflix subscription for life... 😂 we've got the cure for your case of the Mondays!
🍻💉 KK is shaking (not stirring) things up behind the bar from 11AM-6PM, serving up drinks so cold they'll put your Monday blues on ice!
❄️ Then Maddison takes the reins from 7PM-CLOSE to make sure your Monday FOMO is cured! 🎉 And because Mondays are basically a national emergency... 💊 $3 drinks all day, duh! 🙌

10/18/2026

10/18/2026

🏈🍅🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY IS IN FULL SWING AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🍅🏈
Sunday called… and said the laundry, chores, and responsibilities can WAIT! 😂🔥 We've got football, cold drinks, and enough Sunday shenanigans to make Monday feel like somebody else's problem! 😜🍹
🍅🥃 $3 BLOODY MARYS ALL DAY LONG! Because nothing says Sunday like a little tomato juice with an attitude! 😂🔥
☀️🍻 DOM is kicking off the fun behind the bar with HAPPY HOUR from 11AM–6PM! She's serving up ice-cold drinks, good laughs, and plenty of reasons to stay for just ONE more! 😉
🏈🔥 SUNDAY FOOTBALL ALL DAY! Grab your favorite barstool, wear your team colors, and come yell at our TVs instead of your own! 😂🏈
🌙💃 Then at 7PM, CHEYENNE takes over and keeps the drinks flowing, the music going, and the Sunday night shenanigans rolling ALL THE WAY TILL CLOSE! 🔥🍻
🍅 $3 Bloody Marys | ALL DAY!
🍹 Happy Hour | 11AM–6PM
☀️ Dom | Day Shift
🌙 Cheyenne | 7PM–CLOSE
🏈 Sunday Football & Cold B**r!
Round up your favorite bad influences, leave the drama at home, and come make some questionable Sunday memories with us! 😂🍻
📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
🤠🍺 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE!

10/17/2026

🚨🍻 SATURDAY SHENANIGANS AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🍻🚨
Saturday has arrived, the drinks are cold, and the chances of making responsible decisions are looking REAL SLIM! 😂🔥😈
☀️🍹 KK is kicking off the daytime trouble with HAPPY HOUR from 11AM–6PM! She's serving up cold drinks, good vibes, and enough sass to make you forget all those chores you swore you'd finish today! 😂🍻
💃🔥 Then CHEYENNE rolls in from 7PM–CLOSE to turn up the music, pour the drinks, and keep the Saturday night shenanigans going! 😜🥃
⭐💥 $4 STARF**KER SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! 💥⭐
Because sometimes you just need a little sparkle, a little trouble, and a shot with a name that says it ALL! 🤣🥃
🍹 Happy Hour: 11AM–6PM
☀️ KK: Day Shift
🌙 Cheyenne: 7PM–CLOSE
⭐ $4 Starf**ker Shots: ALL DAY!
Round up your favorite partners in crime, grab your barstool, and come make some Saturday memories… or at least some stories your friends will NEVER let you forget! 😂🔥🍻
🤠🍺 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍺🤠

10/16/2026

🔥🥃 FIREBALL FRIDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE… WHERE THE SHOTS ARE CHEAP & THE SINGING IS QUESTIONABLE! 😂🎤🍻

FRIDAY FINALLY SHOWED UP! 🙌 Time to clock out, loosen up, and trade those workweek headaches for some Outhouse shenanigans! 😜🔥

🥃 $4 FIREBALL SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! Because nothing says “I survived another week” quite like a little cinnamon-flavored courage! 😂

☀️ DOMINIQUE gets the party started with HAPPY HOUR from 11AM–6PM! 🍻 Come grab a cold one and start your weekend off right!

💃🔥 CHEYENNE & MADDISON take over 7PM–CLOSE! These two are ready to serve up ice-cold drinks, plenty of sass, and enough laughs to keep the party rolling! 🍹😂

🎤🎶 KARAOKE WITH DJ IKE BERRY | 9PM–1AM!

Got talent? BRING IT! Can't sing? EVEN BETTER! 🤣 Grab that microphone and give us your best shower performance! Just remember… Fireball might make you feel like a rockstar, but your friends have video evidence! 📱😂🔥

🚨 FRIDAY'S LINEUP 🚨

🥃 $4 Fireball Shots — ALL DAY
🍻 Happy Hour — 11AM–6PM
☀️ Dominique — Day Shift
💃 Cheyenne & Maddison — 7PM–CLOSE
🎤 DJ Ike Berry Karaoke — 9PM–1AM

So round up your favorite troublemakers, dust off those dancing shoes, and come turn an ordinary Friday into a night worth talking about! 😎🔥

📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
🍻 ICE COLD B**R, STRONG DRINKS & GOOD TIMES!

🤠🍻 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🔥🎤

10/15/2026

🔥♠️ THIRSTY THURSDAY IS BRINGING THE TROUBLE TO THE OUTHOUSE! ♠️🔥

Thursday called… said Friday was taking too long, so we're starting the shenanigans EARLY! 😂🍻 We've got tequila, sizzling steaks, cold drinks, and a chance to WIN BIG! 💰😜

☀️🍹 ASHLEY is kicking things off from 11AM–7PM, serving up cold drinks, good laughs, and Happy Hour from 11AM–6PM!

💃🔥 Then our troublemaking duo MADDISON & "KK" take over from 7PM–CLOSE! Double the sass, double the pours, and probably double the stories you won't tell your mama! 🤣🍻

🥩🍗 STEAK & CHICKEN NIGHT!
Jeff Cox is firing up the grill on the back patio! Come hungry and leave the cooking to Jeff! 🔥🤤

♠️💰 ACE OF SPADES DRAWING AT 9PM!
🎟️ Danyel starts selling tickets around 7:30PM!
💵 5 for $20
💰 $500 GUARANTEED if your ticket is drawn!

🥃🔥 $4 JOSE CUERVO ALL DAY LONG! Because tequila doesn't care that it's only Thursday! 😂🍋‍🟩

Grab your drinking buddies, bring your lucky charm, and come make some questionable Thursday memories with us! 😜🍻

🍻 GOOD DRINKS • GOOD PEOPLE • GOOD TIMES!

🤠🔥 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! ♠️🍹

10/14/2026

🥃🔥 WH***EY WEDNESDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🔥🥃

Wednesday… you awkward little speed bump between us and the weekend. 🙄😂 Let’s smooth things out with $4 WELL WH***EY ALL DAY LONG!

☀️ Cheyenne’s behind the bar from 11AM–7PM with cold drinks, big laughs, and plenty of sass. Catch HAPPY HOUR from 11AM–6PM! 🍹

🌙 Maddison takes over from 7PM–CLOSE to keep your glass full and your group chat supplied with fresh material. 😂🍻

Grab your favorite partner in shenanigans and come give Wednesday a little personality! 💃🥃

📍 See You at the Outhouse!

10/13/2026

🔥🍹 TIPSY TUESDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🍹🔥

Your to-do list looks exhausting… come sit on a barstool and tell us about it! 😂🍻

☀️ Dominique is behind the bar 11AM–7PM, bringing cold drinks and plenty of sass!
🍹 Happy Hour: 11AM–6PM
🌙 KK takes over 7PM–CLOSE for the nighttime shenanigans!

🌶️🍬 $4 MEXICAN CANDY SHOTS ALL DAY!
Sweet, spicy, and sassier than your group chat! 😜🔥

Grab your crew and give Tuesday a little attitude! 🎉

📍 Outhouse Saloon
See You at the Outhouse! 🤠🍺

10/12/2026

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🏈🍻 MONDAY MADNESS AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🏈
Monday got you feeling some type of way? 🙄😂 We've got cold drinks, football, and two badass bartenders ready to fix that! 🔥
🍹 DOMINIQUE | 11AM–6PM — Happy Hour & good vibes!
🔥 CHEYENNE | 7PM–CLOSE — Keeping the party going all night!
🏈 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 🔥 BILLS 🆚 RAMS 🔥
💥 ALL-DAY DRINK SPECIALS! 💥
🥃 $3 Deep Eddy Vodka
🍋 $4 Lemon Drops
🍻 Happy Hour 11AM–6PM!
Cheap drinks, football, and questionable decisions… sounds like a Monday done RIGHT! 😜🍻
📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🔥

10/10/2026

🚨🍻 SATURDAY SHENANIGANS AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🚨
Saturday called… and RESPONSIBILITY is officially OFF THE CLOCK! 😂🔥 Time to round up your favorite bad influences and get to the Outhouse!
☀️🍹 KK is kicking things off with HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM! Cold drinks, good laughs, and absolutely no judgment when “just one” turns into “one more!” 😂
🌙💃 CHEYENNE takes over at 7PM–CLOSE! Keeping the drinks flowing and the Saturday night shenanigans going! 😈🍻
⭐🥃 $4 STARF**KER SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! ⭐🔥
Because good friends make memories… and bad influences make the BEST stories! 😂🤪
🍹 Happy Hour | 11AM–6PM
☀️ KK | Day Shift
🌙 Cheyenne| 7PM–CLOSE
⭐ $4 Starf**kers | ALL DAY
🤠 GOOD DRINKS • BAD DECISIONS • GREAT COMPANY!
📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🔥

10/09/2026

🔥🥃 FIREBALL FRIDAY AT OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🎤🍻

Your workweek has expired. Please clock out and report to your nearest barstool! 😂

🔥 $4 FIREBALL SHOTS ALL DAY LONG!
Because Friday deserves a little cinnamon and a whole lot of sass. 😉

☀️ Dominique’s starting the weekend with Happy Hour from 11AM–6PM! Come trade your office chair for a barstool—we promise the conversation’s better. 🍻

🌙 Cheyenne & Maddison take over from 7PM–CLOSE, serving cold drinks, big laughs, and just enough sass to keep you on your toes! 💃🔥

🎤 KARAOKE WITH IKE BERRY | 9PM–1AM
Got talent? Prove it. Got absolutely none? We’ve got a microphone for you, too! 😂🎶 Bring your backup singers and that one friend who thinks every song needs a dramatic solo.

Grab your crew and come turn a long week into a loud Friday! Your laundry can wait. Your karaoke debut cannot. 😎🎤

📍 See You at the Outhouse! 🍻🔥

10/08/2026

🔥♠️ THIRSTY THURSDAY IS GETTING WILD AT THE OUTHOUSE! ♠️🔥
🚨 WARNING: BAD DECISIONS, BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS & GOOD TIMES AHEAD! 🚨😂🍻
Thursday called and said, “Cancel your plans, put on your party pants, and get your butt to the OUTHOUSE!” 🤣🍹 Because we've got enough going on tonight to make Friday feel like a recovery day! 😜

🍻 DAYTIME TROUBLE STARTS WITH ASHLEY!
Our girl Ashley is kicking things off from 11AM–7PM, with Happy Hour running 11AM–6PM! She's serving up ice-cold drinks, good laughs, and just enough liquid motivation to get you through the day! 😂🍹

🔥 THEN THE REAL TROUBLE CLOCKS IN AT 7PM! 🔥
The dynamic duo Ms. Cheyenne & Ms. "KK" (Mckayla) are taking over from 7PM–CLOSE! 💃🍻 These two are ready to pour 'em strong, keep the laughs rolling, and turn your innocent little Thursday into a night you might need pictures to remember! 🤣📸

🎂🎉 HOLD UP... WE'VE GOT A BIRTHDAY GIRL IN THE HOUSE! 🎉🎂
💖🥳 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR VERY OWN "KK"!! 🥳💖

Let's show our girl some OUTHOUSE LOVE and make sure she has one heck of a birthday! 🎈🎁 Come wish KK a Happy Birthday, raise a glass, and help us celebrate her special day OUTHOUSE STYLE! 🍻💋

🥩🍗 STEAK & CHICKEN NIGHT WITH JEFF COX!
Jeff's firing up the grill out back and cooking up some mouthwatering goodness! 🤤🔥 Forget cooking dinner — come get your belly full before you start making questionable decisions! 😂

♠️💰 ACE OF SPADES DRAWING AT 9PM! 💰♠️
🎟️ Our ticket queen Danyel will be selling tickets starting around 7:30PM!
💵 5 TICKETS FOR $20!
💰 $500 GUARANTEED IF YOUR TICKET IS DRAWN!

Somebody's walking away a winner... might as well be YOU! 😎💸
🥃🔥 AND DON'T FORGET... $4 JOSE CUERVO ALL DAY LONG! 🔥🥃

Because nothing says "It's almost Friday" quite like tequila, birthday celebrations, a full belly, and a little Outhouse chaos! 🤣🍋‍🟩

🎉 COME FOR THE DRINKS, STAY FOR THE LAUGHS, AND HELP US CELEBRATE KK'S BIRTHDAY! 🎉

🍻 GOOD DRINKS • GOOD PEOPLE • GOOD TIMES! 🍻

🤠 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE... WHERE THURSDAYS ARE NEVER BORING! 🔥♠️🎂

10/07/2026

🥃🔥 WH***EY WEDNESDAY — BECAUSE WE’RE TOO FAR INTO THE WEEK TO TURN BACK NOW! 🔥🥃
Congratulations, y’all! 🎉 You’ve officially survived enough of the week to deserve a drink… and by “a drink,” we obviously mean $4 WELL WH***EY ALL. DAY. LONG. 😂🥃
☀️ Cheyenne is kicking off the questionable decision-making from 11AM–7PM! She’s serving cold drinks, free sarcasm, and the kind of midweek therapy where nobody asks about your feelings—they just ask “You want another?” 🤣🍻
🍹 And don’t forget HAPPY HOUR from 11AM–6PM! Because drinking after work is normal…but drinking during Happy Hour means you’re just being financially responsible. 💰😂
🌙 Then at 7PM, Maddison takes over until CLOSE! 🔥 She’ll be keeping the wh***ey flowing and supervising all of you who walked in saying “I’m only having ONE.”
🤣🤣🤣 WE’VE HEARD THAT S**T BEFORE.
🥃 $4 WELL WH***EY — ALL DAY
🍹 HAPPY HOUR — 11AM–6PM
💃 CHEYENNE — 11AM–7PM
🔥 MADDISON — 7PM–CLOSE
Come thirsty. Bring your drinking buddy. Leave your dignity somewhere safe. 😂
Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and Thursday is a $4 wh***ey, an emotional-support barstool, and absolutely NO idea how “one drink” turned into six. 🤷‍♀️🥃🤣
📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🔥
Where we’re all just one wh***ey away from having a GREAT idea that absolutely IS NOT a great idea. 😂🥃

10/06/2026

🔥🍹 TIPSY TUESDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🍹🔥

Tuesday called… it said your chores can wait and your crew needs a night out! 😂🌶️

🍻 Mckalya is working days from 11AM–7PM, serving up cold drinks and plenty of sass! Catch Happy Hour from 11AM–6PM!

💃 Dominique takes over from 7PM–CLOSE to keep the laughs loud and the Tuesday night shenanigans rolling! 🔥

🌶️🍬 $4 MEXICAN CANDY SHOTS ALL DAY LONG!
Sweet, spicy, and packing more personality than your entire Tuesday to-do list! 😜

Grab your crew, leave the drama at home, and let’s give Tuesday something to brag about! 🎉🍻

📍 Outhouse Saloon
See You at the Outhouse! 🤠🍺

10/05/2026

🏈🍻 MONDAY MADNESS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🏈

Monday showed up uninvited again… rude. 🙄😂 But don’t worry — we’ve got the drinks cold, the TVs on, and absolutely ZERO plans to behave responsibly! 😜🍻

🍹 DOMINIQUE is behind the bar from 11AM–6PM, serving up Happy Hour, cold drinks, and enough liquid motivation to make you forget your alarm clock ever went off this morning. 😂

🔥 Then MADDISON rolls in from 7PM–CLOSE and takes Monday from “I hate everything” to “Okayyyy… maybe one more!” 💃🍻

🏈 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
🔥 FALCONS vs SAINTS 🔥

Grab your drinking buddies, claim your favorite barstool, and watch the game with us — because football is ALWAYS better when somebody else is pouring the drinks! 🍺🏈

And since surviving Monday deserves a reward…

🥃 $3 DEEP EDDY VODKA — ALL DAY!
🍋 $4 LEMON DROPS — ALL DAY!

Cheap drinks. 🥃
Monday Night Football. 🏈
Dominique by day. 🍹
Maddison by night. 🔥
Questionable decisions encouraged. 😂

Your Monday plans just made themselves. 😏🍻

📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE!

10/04/2026

Absolutely — here’s a wilder, football-focused version with the updated lineup:
Sunday Funday – Texans vs Cowboys
🏈🍹🔥 SUNDAY FUNDAY IS ABOUT TO GET ROWDY AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🔥🍹🏈
Forget chores, yard work, and pretending to be productive… SUNDAYS ARE FOR FOOTBALL, BLOODY MARYS & THE OUTHOUSE! 😂🍻
🍅 $3 BLOODY MARY’S ALL DAY LONG!
Because watching football without a Bloody Mary is basically just yelling at a TV sober… and who wants to do that?! 😂
🍻 HAPPY HOUR • 11AM–6PM
Our girl Mckayla is behind the bar for the day shift, slinging cold drinks and getting everybody warmed up for a BIG Sunday showdown! 💃🍹
🏈🔥 TEXANS vs COWBOYS — KICKOFF AT NOON! 🔥🏈
🤘 Houston vs Dallas!
❤️💙 Texans vs Cowboys!
And you KNOW somebody’s leaving with bragging rights! 😂
Grab your crew, claim your barstool and come watch the battle go down with us!
🌙 Then at 7PM, Cheyenne takes over behind the bar and keeps the Sunday shenanigans rolling until CLOSE! 🍻🔥
🍅 $3 Bloody Marys ALL DAY
🍻 Happy Hour 11–6
🏈 Texans vs Cowboys at NOON
💃 Mckayla on days
🔥 Cheyenne 7–Close
Come thirsty, wear your team colors, talk a little trash and prepare to make Monday’s problem… MONDAY’S PROBLEM! 😂🍻🏈
📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🤠🍻

10/03/2026

🚨🍻 SATURDAY SHENANIGANS ARE IN FULL SWING AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🚨
Saturday called… and apparently responsibility has been officially canceled for the day. 😂🔥 So round up your favorite bad influences and come see what kind of trouble we can get into!
☀️ Dominique is kicking things off behind the bar with Happy Hour from 11AM–6PM! She’s serving up ice-cold drinks, good laughs, and enough Saturday motivation to turn “I’m only having one” into “Well… I’m already here.” 😜🍹
🔥 Then at 7PM, Maddison takes over and keeps the drinks flowing, the music going, and the Saturday night shenanigans rolling ALL THE WAY TILL CLOSE! 💃🍻
⭐🥃 And because no great Saturday story ever started with someone ordering a glass of water…
$4 STARF**KER SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! 😂🔥
🍹 Happy Hour | 11AM–6PM
☀️ Dominique | Day Shift
🌙 Maddison | 7PM–CLOSE
⭐ $4 Starf**ker Shots | ALL DAY
Come thirsty, bring your partner in crime, and leave those responsible decisions for Sunday… or Monday. We’re not judging. 😂🍻😈
📍 See You at the Outhouse! 🤠🔥

10/02/2026

🔥🥃 FIREBALL FRIDAY + SQUISHY’S BIRTHDAY BASH! 🥃🔥🎂

Friday is already dangerous at the Outhouse… but tonight we’ve got an EXTRA reason to get a little wild because WE’RE CELEBRATING THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, SQUISHY! 🎂🥳💃

That’s right — SQUISHY IS THE BIRTHDAY CELEBRANT TONIGHT, and we’re throwing her an Outhouse-style birthday bash complete with Fireball, karaoke, cold drinks, and plenty of questionable decisions! 😂🔥

🍹 Dominique kicks things off with Happy Hour from 11AM–6PM — because there’s no rule saying the birthday celebration has to wait until dark! 😜🍻

💃🔥 Then at 7PM, Cheyenne & Maddison take over behind the bar and keep the party rolling until CLOSE!

🎂🎤 AT 9PM — IT’S SQUISHY’S TIME TO SHINE! 🎤🎂

Our BIRTHDAY GIRL SQUISHY is bringing the karaoke heat while celebrating another trip around the sun! 🥳🎶 Come raise a glass, sing her a song, buy the birthday girl a shot, and help us make this a birthday she’ll remember… or at least TRY to remember! 😂🥃🔥

And because it wouldn’t be Fireball Friday without a little liquid courage…

🔥 $4 FIREBALL SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! 🔥

🍻 Happy Hour 11AM–6PM with Dominique
💃 Cheyenne & Maddison | 7PM–Close
🎂 Birthday Girl: SQUISHY!
🎤 Squishy’s Birthday Karaoke Bash | 9PM
🥃 $4 Fireball ALL DAY

Come celebrate SQUISHY’S BIRTHDAY with us and show our birthday girl some Outhouse love! ❤️🎂

Bring your drinking buddies, your terrible singing voice, and absolutely ZERO plans to behave! 😂🔥🥃🎤

📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE!

10/01/2026

🔥♠️ THIRSTY THURSDAY IS ABOUT TO MAKE SOME POOR DECISIONS! ♠️🔥
Thursday is basically Friday’s drunk little cousin, so we might as well FULL SEND IT at the Outhouse Saloon! 😂🍻
🍹 Ashley is starting the trouble with Happy Hour from 11AM–6PM — cold drinks, questionable conversations, and absolutely ZERO judgment about why you’re at the bar before dinner. 😂
😈 Then at 7PM, Ms. Maddison & Ms. Mckayla take over! Hide your dignity, charge your phone, and maybe go ahead and text tomorrow’s apology now… these two are ready to turn “I’m only staying for one” into “WHO THE HELL ORDERED ANOTHER ROUND?!” 🤣🍻
🥩🍗 STEAK & CHICKEN NIGHT!
Jeff’s firing up the grill, so DO NOT go home and eat that sad little frozen dinner. Come get some real food before the tequila convinces you that gas-station nachos are a balanced meal. 😂
♠️💰 ACE OF SPADES DRAWING AT 9PM!
🎟️ Find Danyel starting around 7:30PM and grab those tickets! You can’t win if you don’t play… and imagine explaining to everybody Friday morning how you went to the Outhouse for “one drink” and came home a winner. 😂💰
🥃 And because apparently we’ve decided Thursday needs absolutely NO ADULT SUPERVISION…
🔥 $4 JOSE CUERVO ALL. DAY. LONG. 🔥
That’s right. ALL DAY. Because nothing has ever gone sideways after somebody yelled, “TEQUILA SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA!” 😜🥃😂
Cold drinks. 🧊
Hot food. 🥩
Ace of Spades. ♠️
$4 tequila. 🥃
And enough bad decisions to keep the group chat entertained until Christmas. 😂🔥
📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE!
Where “just one” is the biggest lie told all week. 🍻🤣♠️