09/13/2026
🥞🍳 RISE AND SHINE… OR JUST RISE. WE’RE NOT ASKING FOR MIRACLES. 🍳🥞
It’s Sunday morning. Your hair is questionable, your coffee isn’t working fast enough, and somewhere in your brain you’re trying to piece together exactly what happened last night.
Sounds like you need Cornell’s. 😂
Breakfast is rolling TODAY from 10AM–1PM, featuring all the important food groups: eggs, bacon, carbs and regret management.
🍳 The 2x2x2 — because apparently one of everything isn’t enough.
🍞 French Toast — bread took a bath and came out delicious.
🥬 Veggie Omelette — for anyone pretending to make healthy choices today.
🍔 Breakfast Burger — because putting an egg on a burger makes it breakfast. Those are the rules.
🥓 Breakfast Sandwich — portable breakfast technology at its finest.
🥞 Our Famous Paulie Cakes — stacked TALL, DARK & HANDSOME. 😏😂
And behind the bar…
🍅🍹 ERIN IS WORKING HER BLOODY MARY MAGIC!
Vegetables. Seasoning. Vodka.
Basically a salad.
So roll out of bed, find your shoes, grab your sunglasses and get down here.
⏰ BREAKFAST TODAY • 10AM–1PM
No reservations required for your dignity. You probably left that here last night anyway. 😂
Eat. Drink. Recover. Repeat.