09/11/2026
🚨 SANS SOUCI LOST & FOUND: COME GET YOUR STUFF 😂 🚨
Apparently some of you are leaving the bar with fewer possessions than you arrived with, so we’ve assembled our latest collection of “How Did You Not Notice This Was Missing?”
We currently have:
🔑 A car key fob — To claim it, you’ll need to identify the keychain. We’re not handing over somebody’s ride based on “Yeah, that looks like mine.” 😂
📕 The red book — Nope. We’re not discussing it. We saw the title. You see the title. We’re all just going to move along and respect each other’s privacy. 😳🤣
🍼 A turquoise toddler teething/fidget-looking contraption — Honestly, we’re not entirely sure what it is, but somewhere there may be a small child demanding answers.
👑 A little pink princess-sized thermos — Tiny, adorable, abandoned.
🩷 A BIG pink tumbler — Apparently pink beverage containers travel in herds around here.
🩶 A gray zip-up hoodie — Perfectly normal. Surprisingly easy to forget after a few cocktails.
🖤 A plain black V-neck — Just sitting here wondering why you left without it.
🤎 A funky brown graphic T-shirt — This one has enough personality that its owner should recognize it immediately.
🧢 And apparently we’ve started a hat department, too. Michigan, Sans Souci, and assorted headwear are now accepting applications for adoption.
If you recognize something, stop in and claim it before our Lost & Found becomes Sans Souci Resale & Consignment.
And seriously…
We are NOT talking about the book.
😂📕👀