Trixie's Bar

06/24/2026

we busted out the gateway 2000 fired up that windows 95 upgrade watched the weezer video and then got down to business please know the graphics department worked overtime to bring you this breaking news update

06/22/2026

WE SPENDED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS REDOING THIS TURF IN AMERICAN FLAG BLUE. ANTIFA WE KNOW IT WAS YOU AND JOE BIDEN THAT SABOTOGED US, WE WILL FIND YOU AND WE WILL KICK THE COVFEFE OUT OF YOU!!!!!1 THANK YOU FOR YOUYR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER AND GOBLESS

06/17/2026

Next Saturday!

06/16/2026

hopefully that odd fellowship of short hairy dudes and guys with pointy ears who came by a few weeks ago made it to wherever they were going 🙏 looks like the old pothead who was traveling with them 🧙‍♂️ left his stick behind

06/15/2026

We dedicate this song to all the followers we've lost along the way and would also like to take this opportunity to remind you about our every first and third of the month Wednesday night open mic.

06/14/2026

06/14/2026

Next Saturday it's our annual Gold Coast reunion. We're charging a whopping $5 cover charge for the whole night so yes, things will be out of control AND COMPLETELY WITHIN COMPLIANCE OF THE ESTABLISHED NOISE ORDINANCE FOR WHICHEVER FU***NG KAREN ASS NEIGHBOR KEEPS UNNECESSARILY CALLING THE POLICE

06/13/2026

Tonight's after party presented by DJ. B Moses
no cover 1030 - close

06/12/2026

Tomorrow Saturday June 13
It's an all day party
Vettese Twins Hip Hop Reunion
Featuring some of the premier Detroit hip hop performers
doors 3 / showtime 4
no cover!

06/11/2026

Getting you p**s drunk this World Cup is our GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! ⚽🍺🚽