So, I'll do my part to contribute to the Havoc PSA.
#1. No Baggy Clothes (ie, sag busters, shorts that hang to your ankles, shirts 4 sizes too large, jerseys etc.
#2. No hanes white tee shirts. We want well dressed, classy and sharp dressed ppl.
#3. No flashing the no no square ladies. If you're unsure what your no no square is I'm not sure we can help you.
#4. No outside food or beverages. th
at means no 5th's of evan williams in your big ol purse that you left on the dance floor and was recovered after you were passed out and your husband made you leave.
#5. No sh*tty attitudes. Just because you choose to show up at 12:00am and there's a line 3 blocks long doesn't allow you to curse the bouncers, owners or the pretty ppl that were hand picked to come in because they looked UH-MAZING!
#6. We are a "private club" therefore we do reserve the right to refuse service to ANYONE WE CHOOSE simply because we can.
#7. If you are caught having s*x in HAVOC, you will be escorted out and it will be recommended that you check into the "plan B pill"
#8. If you are destructive and feel the need to "show us what you're working with" I would highly suggest you check that at the door. We are constantly working with the FS Police Department to ensure we are a safe and fun establishment. If that is breached, you will be arrested.
#9. We have a highly technological security system. That means, if you're banned from this private club. Please don't make any couragous attempts at returning. We know what you look like silly!
#10. If you walk out of the club with an open tab you will be charged a 20% fee on top of your tab.
#11. If you walk with an open tab and your card is declined "amanda collins who owes me $83.50" you will never be allowed back in this club. I will be sending you a bill to your place of employment at electric cowboy. I do plan on collecting this $$$...just sayin.
#12. Our bartenders, cocktail waitresses and bouncers are working hard to meet your needs as well as mine. Please be kind and tip them as it is deemed necessary for their personal welfare. It is a job they are performing and they work mostly on tips alone. So, don't be a do**he bag.
#13. Our backdoor is for emergency exits only. The back alley is not a public restroom no is it a "secret" way to get in all your homeboys.
#14. If you urinate on my building or alley OR sidewalk, fort smith PD will charge you with a Public Intox ($260.00 fine) but also an Indecent exposure which will lead to arrest and you will then be required to register as a s*x offender. Those charges will NEVER fall off of your record and will result in job loss and difficulty finding employment thereafter.
#15. No feather boas or Gr***de Pins. I've been cleaning up since Saturday night. and yes I actually found a gr***de pin when I was Vaccuming.
#16. If you break it, you buy it.
#17. Havoc Nite Club is not responsible for any lost or stolen items (ie, Wallets, phones, shoes, keys, virginity or game. these rules are actually quite simple and very easy to follow...Have a nice day! this public service announcement was brought to you from HAVOC NITE CLUB!
