Tarpon River Brewing

09/15/2026

Made for the season. Poured for the tradition.

Fest Bier is our Helles Lager — sun gold, brilliantly clear, and built on the tradition German brewers have been perfecting for generations. Bready malt, clean finish, and just enough hop to keep you honest. The kind of beer you order a second one of before you've finished the first.

On tap and in the cooler Friday, September 19 — opening day of Oktoberfest.

Prost!

09/14/2026

The steins are heavy. The prizes are heavier.

Register now for the Oktoberfest Opening Games: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1999869453370?aff=oddtdtcreator

Saturday, September 19 from 1 to 4 PM at Tarpon River Brewing. $15 gets you in the competition, 21+ to compete, and here's what's on the line:

🏆 $25 TRB gift card to every event winner — six total (men's and women's brackets for Stein Hoisting, Stein Racing, and Liter of Beer Chug'n)

🎟️ Overall Men's Champion and Overall Women's Champion each get their choice of a pair of tickets to one of two shows at The Parker:

GREAT WHITE & SLAUGHTER — Thursday, October 1
A massive wave of 80s arena rock — hair-band anthems, big hooks, and the kind of night your voice doesn't survive. Dust off the leather jacket.

VAMPIRE CIRCUS — Friday, October 23
Step into the underworld. A mysterious blend of circus, cabaret, and theatre — right in time for spooky season.

Come thirsty, come strong, come ready. Register on Eventbrite — space is limited. Prost!

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09/13/2026

The Flamingo Flea is back at the brewery Sunday, September 20 — local makers, live music, craft beer, and great food, all under one roof from noon to 4.

Expect 35+ vendors with handmade jewelry, ceramics, plants, vintage finds, small-batch body care, and the kind of one-of-a-kind stuff you'll never scroll past online. It's the market where you actually get to meet the person who made the thing you're buying.

Grab a pint, wander the aisles, catch the band, and let the kitchen handle lunch. It's the rare Sunday plan where shopping local, an afternoon beer, and a great meal all happen in the same afternoon.

Free to get in. Hard to leave empty-handed. tel:9543533193

09/12/2026

Heads up: the Women's Self Defense Class set for this Sunday has been postponed.

New date and time coming soon. If you already registered, watch your inbox — we'll reach out directly.

Thanks for your patience. tel:9543533193

09/12/2026

this Dolphins team actually is.

Miami opens the season in Las Vegas — Malik Willis under center, Kirk Cousins on the other side, 4:25 kickoff. We'll have it up on every screen with the game where it belongs.

Beer brewed thirty feet from your barstool and a kitchen that doesn't coast on game day. Come early, grab a table, stay for the whole thing.

Sunday, September 13. Kickoff at 4:25 PM.

Tag whoever you've been arguing with about this roster all summer. tel:9543533193

09/10/2026

Some weekends you need to laugh. Some you need to move. This one you get both.

Friday, September 11 is Pour Decisions Comedy — three comics, doors at 7, show at 8, and a $15 ticket that's still cheaper than the drinks you'll spill laughing. Grab yours on Eventbrite before they're gone. https://TRBPourDecisions.eventbrite.com

Then Saturday, September 12, The 18 Wheelers pull in for a free 8 to 11 PM set of rockabilly and country — upright bass, hollow-body guitar, and enough twang to get the whole floor moving.

Two nights at the brewery. Bring the crew.

09/09/2026

Choose your COMEDIAN!

🎤 PAM BRUNO — Grandmother energy, sailor's mouth. Will roast you in the parking lot.

🎤 JOSH LIST — Looks like your accountant. Definitely isn't.

🎤 POOKIE — The name says it all. So do the jokes.

Pour Decisions Comedy,
Friday, September 11 at 8 PM.
$15 on Eventbrite: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1997503355307?aff=oddtdtcreator

21+. May the funniest one win! tel:9543533193

09/08/2026

Round up your sister, your best friend, your mom, your coworkers — this one's better together.

Sunday, September 13, 12 to 2 PM. A hands-on Women's Self-Defense class at the brewery, taught by the lead instructors of Jupiter Martial Arts (all 4th-degree black belts or above). Two hours of practical technique: situational awareness, escaping grabs and holds, striking with power. Supportive, no-pressure, no experience necessary.

$30 per person. Comfortable clothes. Space is limited — find tickets on Eventbrite: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1999405227859?aff=oddtdtcreator

tel:9543533193

Two hours. Real technique. No experience necessary.

09/08/2026

Nothing beats hearing that someone had a great time at Tarpon River Brewing.

Thanks for the five stars, John C. — and for the reminder that sometimes the review is the whole plan for the weekend. The crew works hard to make the brewery feel like your spot, and it means a lot when it lands.

Drink more beer. We couldn't have said it better.

09/07/2026

Happy Labor Day from all of us at Tarpon River Brewing.

We're open. You're off. The math works out — come hang.

We're open today, so if your long weekend needs one more cold beer and a good meal, you know where to find us. Pull up a seat, bring the crew, and let somebody else do the work for once.