09/15/2026
Lily's Tuesday Take
Chef B strutted in still wearing yesterday's Terrible Towel like a cape. Nobody's told him it's Tuesday, not Sunday. Nobody's going to.
Ryan, meanwhile, has not been seen since 20โ13 became final. Some say he's fine. Some say he's not answering texts. I'm not taking sides, I'm just telling you the chair in the corner has been empty since Sunday.
He's in a mood. A good one โ Chef B, that is. Apparently a Steelers win makes him generous, because tonight he's pulling some of the award-winning wing flavors back out for the people. Don't ask him to explain the logic. Just show up before he changes his mind.
๐ Wing Night
Jumbo whole wings โ $.99 each (min. 3)
Boneless โ $.50 each (min. 6)
Dine-in only, no takeout โ Chef B wants witnesses
Tonight only: a few of our award-winning flavors are back on the board, because Chef B is feeling generous. This is rare. Take advantage of it.
๐บ On Draft
Yuengling L***r โ $3/22oz, $5 pitcher
Yuengling Flight โ $3/22oz, $5 pitcher
Yuengling Oktoberfest โ $3/22oz, $5 pitcher
Come watch a man who beat nobody personally take full credit for a football game, then hand out award-winning wings like he owes the city an apology. He doesn't. But I'm not stopping him. And if anyone sees Ryan, tell him the wings are on tonight and so is the mockery.
โ Lily, Chief Mascot & Emotional Support Pug, Ryan's Creek House
(Chef B wants it noted he called the win. He did not call the win. He'd also like it noted the generosity is a one-night thing, not a promise.)